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[+6] - Seizan - 07/04/2016I've discovered 4 sure-fire signs of ageing: 1. You repeat things. 2. You forget things. 3. You repeat things. 4. Uh, I can't recall the last one ...
[+5] - saab - 07/04/2016I get a lot of excercise by running back and forth getting the things I forgot.
[+5] - lmur - 07/04/2016Ossobucotemp? Where the hell is ossobuco[i]fulltime[/i]?
[+5] - Seizan - 07/21/2016I tried to find a poster with this really nice story on it about an old retired couple enjoying life, but I've misplaced it. I recall the story well enough to tell it, though it may be a wee bit...
[+4] - Seizan - 07/04/2016Hey everybody -- one nice thing about wrinkles is they don't hurt...!
[+4] - farmerman - 07/04/2016I am a tofu avoider
[+4] - roger - 07/04/2016I'm not quite used to people holding the door for me - especially young ladies with babies.
[+3] - CalamityJane - 07/03/2016funny quotes :)
[+3] - saab - 07/04/2016I am not frustrated - saves from going to the fitness studio.
[+3] - edgarblythe - 07/04/2016I saw a tofu, once. Last time I saw it it was demonstrating how a garbage disposer works.

funny quotes Smile

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@CalamityJane,

How many are true for you? I'm guilty of all of them. Especially the last one. I am finding aging very easy.

I think.

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@bobsal u1553115,

Some are true, but I do eat a lot of greenery and tofu too at times.
Exercise as well and trying to stay healthy, but with age comes a certain
nonchalance and who cares attitude I really like Smile

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I've discovered 4 sure-fire signs of ageing:

1. You repeat things.
2. You forget things.
3. You repeat things.
4. Uh, I can't recall the last one ...

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@Seizan,

What's number five, again?

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I get a lot of excercise by running back and forth getting the things I forgot.

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@saab,

Exercise is good. Frustration isn't.

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@roger,

I am not frustrated - saves from going to the fitness studio.

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@bobsal u1553115,

I think it was 2 tablespoons of sugar and half a stick of ... oh wait ...

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Hey everybody -- one nice thing about wrinkles is they don't hurt...!

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@Seizan,

Strong, goodlooking young men offer to help with your suitcase, offer you a seat in the bus, talk to you. Makes you feel like 20 instead of 90.

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@saab,

Rather have strong, good-looking young women do that, since I am male...

;-)

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@roger,

Roger, you only get frustrated if you can remember why...

:-)

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@bobsal u1553115,

I am a tofu avoider

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I saw a tofu, once. Last time I saw it it was demonstrating how a garbage disposer works.

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@Seizan,

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Rather have strong, good-looking young women do that, since I am male..

It doesn't matter so much, I'll forget what gender they were in the retelling.

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@farmerman,

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I am a tofu avoider

Me. too. Like the plague. I've cut back on the meat and I find spinach with as much protein per weight as beef plenty good.

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I spent all morning looking for my glasses.
I pulled my glasses down onto my nose from my forehead but that still didn't help.

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@George,

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I pulled my glasses down onto my nose from my forehead but that still didn't help.

I hate when that happens. I wish my wife would quit hiding my glasses there.

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