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For those of us who are getting old.

 
 
Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2016 10:17 pm
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/Spyrofan08/older.jpg
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2016 10:24 pm
funny quotes Smile
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2016 10:33 pm
@CalamityJane,
How many are true for you? I'm guilty of all of them. Especially the last one. I am finding aging very easy.

I think.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2016 10:50 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Some are true, but I do eat a lot of greenery and tofu too at times.
Exercise as well and trying to stay healthy, but with age comes a certain
nonchalance and who cares attitude I really like Smile
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Seizan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 12:32 am
I've discovered 4 sure-fire signs of ageing:

1. You repeat things.
2. You forget things.
3. You repeat things.
4. Uh, I can't recall the last one ...
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 01:02 am
@Seizan,
What's number five, again?
saab
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 01:39 am
I get a lot of excercise by running back and forth getting the things I forgot.
roger
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 01:59 am
@saab,
Exercise is good. Frustration isn't.
saab
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 02:08 am
@roger,
I am not frustrated - saves from going to the fitness studio.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 03:43 am
@bobsal u1553115,
I think it was 2 tablespoons of sugar and half a stick of ... oh wait ...
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Seizan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 03:44 am
Hey everybody -- one nice thing about wrinkles is they don't hurt...!
saab
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 03:57 am
@Seizan,
Strong, goodlooking young men offer to help with your suitcase, offer you a seat in the bus, talk to you. Makes you feel like 20 instead of 90.
Seizan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 04:39 am
@saab,
Rather have strong, good-looking young women do that, since I am male...

;-)
Seizan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 04:40 am
@roger,
Roger, you only get frustrated if you can remember why...

:-)
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 05:14 am
@bobsal u1553115,
I am a tofu avoider
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 06:03 am
I saw a tofu, once. Last time I saw it it was demonstrating how a garbage disposer works.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 06:28 am
@Seizan,
Quote:
Rather have strong, good-looking young women do that, since I am male..


It doesn't matter so much, I'll forget what gender they were in the retelling.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 06:30 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
I am a tofu avoider


Me. too. Like the plague. I've cut back on the meat and I find spinach with as much protein per weight as beef plenty good.
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George
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 06:40 am
I spent all morning looking for my glasses.
I pulled my glasses down onto my nose from my forehead but that still didn't help.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2016 06:43 am
@George,
Quote:
I pulled my glasses down onto my nose from my forehead but that still didn't help.


I hate when that happens. I wish my wife would quit hiding my glasses there.
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