For those of us who are getting old.

@roger,

I think he sits to go pee. LOL

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Vision is my biggie. I need bright lighting in order to see well.

@edgarblythe,

I can see OK, mostly it's my hearing. Seems I am hard of hearing, and my wife is hard of listening...

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I'm totally going to steal lines from a Facebook meme on aging because I can't copy it.

I'm glad I'm old because I'll be one of the first ones released in a hostage situation.

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That's right, dammit. I'm glad I'm old cause now people won't accuse me of being a hypochondriac.

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@Lash,

I'm glad I'm old, too, because ... well, there's the, uh ... what was the question?

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@Seizan,

I'm not quite used to people holding the door for me - especially young ladies with babies.

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My hair was so thick, I had to start getting ready for dates 2 hours early because it took me an entire hour to blow-dry my hair.

Now it takes me 15 minutes...

So, that's good, ...right?

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@cicerone imposter,

What is??

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Lol these quotes are funny yet so true. Smile

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I can't sign a bill or read a menu in a restaurant without my reading glasses, and I have three pair, but since I'm blind, it takes me 10 minutes to find a pair in my pocketbook.

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My children have started being impossibly sweet and deferential to me: a sure sign they expect me to drop dead at any moment.

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@neologist,

I cannot seem to remember to zip up these days. I tell my wife its on purpose, that it pays to advertise.

Actually now I am stricken in public with the fear my fly is open even when I know I managed to close it before I left the house. Usually because wifey warned me as I was leaving.

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@Lash,

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I'll be one of the first ones released in a hostage situation

Always looking for the bright side of a hostage situation?

I thought I was being held hostage once, turned out to be my wife's book club.

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Nobody says, "Hurry up!" anymore.

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@Lash,

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Nobody says, "Hurry up!" anymore.

And they haven't left me behind yet.

I'm not fast and I'm not slow - I'm half-fast.

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@bobsal u1553115,

I've been a walker all my life, so I can still walk pretty fast. My wife hates it, because I leave her behind. My sister is also a fast walker.

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@cicerone imposter,

I can pound out the distance and leave wifey and the kids and grand kids in the dust. But Shank's mare is how I had to get around as a kid and I still prefer it.

If we're in a parking lot with several places to visit, I'd rather walk than fold myself into our compact and then unfold myself back out. Wifey drives, I walk.

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@bobsal u1553115,

My wife moves fast. She always seems to be in a hurry. The kids always seem to be in a hurry. Turtles and snails always seem to be in a hurry...

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@Seizan,

When the kids were little I used to accuse their mother and them of trying to ditch me at Disney World. I got it under control by finding a wine cart every time they disappeared and consuming until they came looking for me.

Worked well.

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