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Women are evil!

 
 
blatham
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2004 04:22 pm
Screw latency...let's get on with it.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2004 04:25 pm
cavfancier wrote:
I think we are all latent polymorphous perverts, bunny.


Exactly - only some ain't quite so tragically latent - like Blatham, for instance....
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2004 04:52 pm
True, bunny. If only Lawrence hadn't been so "tragically latent," he and Blatham would have had much in common. Both certainly know how to turn a phrase. ("Screw latency"...dear God.)
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2004 07:20 pm
Hmm....mind running...latency...late and see what happens when one finally lets go.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2004 09:46 pm
So then, it seems we're all in agreement:

1. snakes are to be charmed
2. men are the essence of evil
3. men are the original source of evil
4. men, through a process of projection, think women are that source.
5. women, pleased to be charming, accept the projection and bid up
6. Lawrence was a latent homosexual
7. Polymorphous perversion is a natural human state
8. polymorphous perversion is more fun for some than others
9. men who have a way with words and more pairs of shoes than fingers are fun
10. Freud rules.

Is there more to be said?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2004 10:18 pm
Yeah. I'm not happy with Freud rules. He gets some acreage, but that's it!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2004 10:34 pm
well, ok then, not rules, but.........had it right about a lot of things, not the least of which were sexuality and human nature.

so any more objections to the other 9?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 01:49 am
yeah number 9 - a man does not need to have a way with words to be fun, just a way with other men Twisted Evil
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 02:11 am
Death by a thousand cuts....
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 07:58 am
...healing by a thousand kisses
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 08:01 am
Don't fool THIS li'l black duck, Blatham!
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 08:06 am
The Irish were much elevated by Lawrence above their previous existence (eating oats and going to church).

The Australians were not.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 08:34 am
so then, which group is the most evil? The Irish or the Australians? Confused
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 08:38 am
BP wrote:
Quote:
start with me please....


Why must I always be the one to start? Why can't you start for a change?
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 02:08 pm
Lola wrote:
so then, which group is the most evil? The Irish or the Australians? Confused


Many Aussies have Irish blood - so a distillation!? Or does the evilness come from the Irish?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 02:22 pm
Lola wrote:
so then, which group is the most evil? The Irish or the Australians? Confused


Neither. It's still clearly the bunny.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 02:30 pm
If y'all don't stop dissin' the Irish, i'm gonna hafta bomb this thread. I blame the Mountie, he's an Irish-hater from way back . . . you know, Wayback, British Columbia?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 02:57 pm
British Columbia wimmins be evil too.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 04:48 pm
cavfancier wrote:
British Columbia wimmins be evil too.


The women here are instances of evil rather like Michael Jackson is an instance of vital manhood. Which is to say, they typically register on the (Vatican recommended) Hames Evilometer in the range of 'screeching pathos'. At best, now and again, one will achieve 'horn-guy user-friendly'.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2004 04:52 pm
What has Lawrence to do with the Irish?

The man was from Nottingham!
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