"O what a goodly outside falsehood hath!"
Heap of crap.
Next min saying?
No goodly outside greets your reflection this faire morn?
Another, then. For womens' wishes are all that heave us to and fro.
"Asses are made to bear, and so are you."
It's night time.
Exit gentleman, pursued by a bear.
dlowan wrote:And I wish to be flatter...
Classic penis envy, I think, mins.
dlowan wrote:It's night time.
Exit gentleman, pursued by a bear.
LOL...that was brilliant, deb.
BoGoWo wrote:ehBeth wrote:BoGoWo - one of the original hard-headed men.
Oops, sorry, that was yer bike-hat!
i'm not in the habit of wearing my bike helmet during 'intimate occassions'; 'protection', perhaps, but not the helmet!
That would be the "little german helmet"
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:That would be the "little german helmet"
without the big spike! i hope....
hehehehe
i tap-danced so carefully around that helmet in my bike-hat post
Cav wrote:
Quote:Classic penis envy, I think, mins.
Correct, Cav........you mins better watch your zippers. hehehehehehe
Lola!!! Put down that knife right NOW!
Thank god for button flys...
I repeat!
i think we should merge the "evil wimmins" and "wanna 'piece' of me" threads!!!
now
that's got potential!
I repeat, I'm with Bo on this isssssue....many sssss make cool evil woman snake sound.
cavfancier wrote:I repeat, I'm with Bo on this isssssue....many sssss make cool evil woman snake sound.
why is it that in general, wimmins are afraid of snakes?
[maybe if they wore 'protection'??? ]
:wink:
Wimmins are afear'd of snakes only when they are still in their trousers. Once released, temptation overwhelms them, unless of course they are lesbians, who are, quite frankly, much more evolved (in case anyone missed it, the Y chromosome is being slowly eroded from the earth by fearsome mitochondria, which we shall use while they still exist against evil wimmins).
Let's explore this. The trouser snake is a bad animal indeed, and wimmins tend to like bad animals, cats and rabbits come to mind. This fear also sparks attraction, and an urge to stroke their new-found pet. Fear and attraction....very Freud. As for spiders, I'm not so sure why wimmins fear eight-legged predators. They would be the ultimate protector, and dextrous in bed I'm sure.
No offence to Bo's cats, who are very not evil indeed.
cavfancier wrote:...... As for spiders, I'm not so sure why wimmins fear eight-legged predators. They would be the ultimate protector, and dextrous in bed I'm sure.
and they have been known to eat their mates during sex!
