you take care of ur'ne, and i'll take care of moan!
Ten Most Compelling Bits of Evidence Suggesting Women Are Evil, But Incompetent Even In This
1. The wound.
Scared mins.
Uh huh, that's more like it.
Us mins ain't skeert . . . you wimmins just enjoy yer fantasy life, and make sure the dinner hits the table on time . . .
and above all else, let's not talk about that thing that's missing
ok, so no one appears to want to take if from castration anxiety.......let's see, I need another one......hummmm.......
If ya ain't skeert, then cook yer own dinner.......the stove won't bite ya. Mins is gluttons.
<exhaling slowly...>
Yeah, how hard could it be? We wimmins been doin' it for ages. It's your turn. Call me when it's ready. And for God's sake, don't burn it again.
"Good morning ladies. Thank you for choosing to shop at our store. We'd like to advise you that for the next fifteen minutes only, in aisle seven, you can get a 50% reduction on all economy-sized boxed chocolates and all Weight Watcher's Books. Happy shopping!"
I sometimes wonder where this conversation is headed.....
BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!........BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!
Attention: For the next fifteen minutes only, we'll be offering our entire selection of power tools in Aisle 9 for 20% OFF. The first five customers to take advantage of this discount will also receive a free case of Bud Light.
(Okay wimmins, let's get ourselves a few lawn chairs from the sporting goods department and watch them massacre each other... 
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ok, Eva..........here have a savnignon blanc and a ciiiiiiiiiigar. Nice lawn chairs, tell_me_why, join us.....we've got a show.
*whips out a lawnchair, settles in* Will there be lots of blood and gore? I do love it when power tool usage goes awry...
Watch out for the blood, Lola. It's running your direction. Wouldn't want those darling little beaded sandals to get mussed up. Just move your chair over here a little closer to mine. And pour me another glass of wine, would you please? Here, I'll share some of my 50% off chocolates, tell_me_why. Just pass the box around, okay?
This is just getting good.....Ooh, there went another one. That's 11 down so far...
Isn't this fun!!!!!
it is fun.........mins...they can't help themselves
Lola you are too wise, too strong and too superior for me. I am turning over on my back in submission. Please rub my belly (that's a good start) and place yourself over me to establish your position of authority.
I know when I'm licked. (believe it) :wink:
