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Women are evil!

 
 
Rae
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jan, 2003 07:53 pm
Uh oh.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jan, 2003 08:36 pm
Lash, I guess the last picture I saw of Hef was from a distance, and no close ups. Maybe that explains his 'youthful' looking appearance. However, I'm in no position to criticize his shrivelled up skin, as I'm approaching that very fast! Wink c.i.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jan, 2003 08:58 pm
Dys - you brayed? Sorry, didn't quite catch it....
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Lash Goth
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jan, 2003 09:03 pm
cicerone--

Aging is a good thing. It means you didn't die, which I feel can be a good thing.

However, standing in the midst of young nekkid wimmin and teenaged movie stars, wearing a silk kimino tends to enhance the wrinkles.

But, hey, he's Hef. If that's where he wants to stand, it's OK by me.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jan, 2003 09:25 pm
Seems he enjoys that lifestyle. As they say, age is all in the mind. Wink c.i.
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jan, 2003 11:34 pm
Probably something else is all in his mind these days, too.
Smile
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 12:03 pm
well that champagne mikey brought round last night really worked a charm. half a glass of virtual champagne and i slept for the next 11 hours - waking up only to let the doggies out a couple of times. Mannnnnnnn it feels good to be rested.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 02:52 pm
Hmmmm - so this min was good for something? Hmmmmmmmmm......
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 03:04 pm
we're all good, it's the wimmins that's evil
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mikey
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 03:09 pm
is the homefires burning pub open today or night? i could use a drink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 03:21 pm
Ah, 'tis the owl of derision again - I deride thee! So there!

~:> p

(I just LOVE mature debate.....)
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Asherman
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 04:06 pm
I'm reminded of an incident during the Carter administration. The President was fishing from a small boat on a lake. He had several Secret Service types on board. The Presidential boat was surrounded by a flotilla of others filled to the gunwales with heavily armed security people. Suddenly, one of the sharp-eyed body guards spied a rabbit swimming directly at the Presidential yacht and raised the alarm. President Carter was rushed away, lest the Killer Bunny do him in. I seem to remember something about the Killer Wabbit being Carlos the jackal in disguise, but maybe not.

I suppose you can prove you weren't in Georgia back then?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 04:18 pm
I am innocent until proven guilty!!!!! (Though, I do confess that old folksy voice and the thick lips DID send a flutter to the Bunny heart...it may have been Aunt Jemimah, crazed by lust.....)
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Asherman
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 05:28 pm
So it wasn't a Killer Wabbit, but a Wabbit in Love that chased down Jimmy doing the backstroke.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 05:30 pm
Very likely. Is there a photograph of the terrifying swimmer? Aunt Jemimah was a great lover of water sports....
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 07:47 pm
the truth about the rabbit

and from http://www.newsoftheodd.com/article1021.html

A Note from News of the Odd:
While some presidential apologists have suggested that Carter might actually have been attacked by a nutria, a large, aggressive aquatic rodent, others have insisted that the President's assailant was a simple, if unusually vicious, bunny rabbit. Many years ago, I was the owner of a Blue Dutch named "Sequin," whom I showed in 4H. One of my friends still bears the scars of an encounter with Sequin--a perfectly matched set of parallel teeth marks, where Sequin's fangs closed on her hand and ripped through the flesh when she pulled her hand away. Bunnies are, indeed, fiercer than anyone but Monty Python has generally given them credit for.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 08:00 pm
When do I tell the femfolk that I don't believe in evil?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 08:05 pm
femfolk? is that anything like tetley tea folk? cuz i'll tell you, i don't do any silly dancing around trees in a floppy hat. well, not any more.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 08:42 pm
Why'dya cut down the trees?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 09:00 pm
simulating PMS is one thing.
laying an egg is another.

http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/1311/grrrrrrrr.jpg
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