Lash, I guess the last picture I saw of Hef was from a distance, and no close ups. Maybe that explains his 'youthful' looking appearance. However, I'm in no position to criticize his shrivelled up skin, as I'm approaching that very fast!
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c.i.
Dys - you brayed? Sorry, didn't quite catch it....
cicerone--
Aging is a good thing. It means you didn't die, which I feel can be a good thing.
However, standing in the midst of young nekkid wimmin and teenaged movie stars, wearing a silk kimino tends to enhance the wrinkles.
But, hey, he's Hef. If that's where he wants to stand, it's OK by me.
Seems he enjoys that lifestyle. As they say, age is all in the mind.
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c.i.
Probably something else is all in his mind these days, too.
well that champagne mikey brought round last night really worked a charm. half a glass of virtual champagne and i slept for the next 11 hours - waking up only to let the doggies out a couple of times. Mannnnnnnn it feels good to be rested.
Hmmmm - so this min was good for something? Hmmmmmmmmm......
we're all good, it's the wimmins that's evil
is the homefires burning pub open today or night? i could use a drink
Ah, 'tis the owl of derision again - I deride thee! So there!
~:> p
(I just LOVE mature debate.....)
I'm reminded of an incident during the Carter administration. The President was fishing from a small boat on a lake. He had several Secret Service types on board. The Presidential boat was surrounded by a flotilla of others filled to the gunwales with heavily armed security people. Suddenly, one of the sharp-eyed body guards spied a rabbit swimming directly at the Presidential yacht and raised the alarm. President Carter was rushed away, lest the Killer Bunny do him in. I seem to remember something about the Killer Wabbit being Carlos the jackal in disguise, but maybe not.
I suppose you can prove you weren't in Georgia back then?
I am innocent until proven guilty!!!!! (Though, I do confess that old folksy voice and the thick lips DID send a flutter to the Bunny heart...it may have been Aunt Jemimah, crazed by lust.....)
So it wasn't a Killer Wabbit, but a Wabbit in Love that chased down Jimmy doing the backstroke.
Very likely. Is there a photograph of the terrifying swimmer? Aunt Jemimah was a great lover of water sports....
the truth about the rabbit
and from
http://www.newsoftheodd.com/article1021.html
A Note from News of the Odd:
While some presidential apologists have suggested that Carter might actually have been attacked by a nutria, a large, aggressive aquatic rodent, others have insisted that the President's assailant was a simple, if unusually vicious, bunny rabbit. Many years ago, I was the owner of a Blue Dutch named "Sequin," whom I showed in 4H. One of my friends still bears the scars of an encounter with Sequin--a perfectly matched set of parallel teeth marks, where Sequin's fangs closed on her hand and ripped through the flesh when she pulled her hand away.
Bunnies are, indeed, fiercer than anyone but Monty Python has generally given them credit for.
When do I tell the femfolk that I don't believe in evil?
femfolk? is that anything like tetley tea folk? cuz i'll tell you, i don't do any silly dancing around trees in a floppy hat. well, not any more.
Why'dya cut down the trees?
simulating PMS is one thing.
laying an egg is another.