Women are evil!

Best idea I've heard all day, chatoyant!

then the consequences of ignoring what you're eating is the infamous questions wimmin ask men-"do you think this makes me look fat"

of course men say "no dear you look just fine" but what they really think is "uh, no it's not the clothes that makes you look fat, it's what's in them"

oh i'm sooooooooo bad

Article 4, page 9.....

Eat what you like. Eat what you want. Should you choose to ask a min what he thinks of how you look, be prepared to argue with him no matter what he says. Just cuz.

And this is the way of our World. Amen.

many wimmin get thrown off by any mention of weight gain. i have a couple of wimmin friends who like to argue politics among other things <i think wimmin just like to argue>.

when they start to get out of hand, i'll make a comment about weight. like-when did you change your clothes style to such tight fitting outfits. of course it's not, but they start looking down and around at their clothes.

the best one is-

<me> hey i just noticed, congratulations!
<she> what for?
<me> aren't you pregnant?

that one always get them

am i evil too?

Evil is waaaayyyy too mild a term for you, pueo dearie.

Article 4, page 9, says nothing about weight gain.

You're into a whole different category there, pueo.

that's why i said the final conflict can't happen yet until you guy's round up more wimmin, i'm much more evil than you

I'm baaaaaack! How is it going, sisters?

Hmmmmmm - may be time to give Pueo the old "say that kind of thing to a woman once more and your balls will fall off" card - what do you think, sistren?

Aye, Deb!

That's rough stuff you cwazy wabbit - the ole blue balls boogie, ouch!

If it works.....

I can see the little owl now sewing a sow's ear on with a couple of ball bearings - hmmmmmmmmmm!

Oh, it works.......eunyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

just to prove you wrong, i said it again and nothing fell off. ha!

now the nurse next door has a complex because of you.

(the guam nurses association is next door)

Wait till tomorrow.....

tomorrow?

it's already tomorrow here.

and our yesterday is your today

hmph

Okay, pueo.....nothing is varifiable unless we wimmins are present.....

So, there.