Rae wrote:I am perfectly sane.
rae, you forgot to add "in"
And he thinks women are evil
I am NOT insane.
littlek can trade all the cookies she wants.....She's still one of us.
pueo, just throw a pile of smelly old flannel shirts at them and make your escape while they're all fighting over them.
worked for me. ;-)
keep your head down on the way out tho......
that's right bunny, a three pronged attack. just to keep you wimmins off balance. i know it's hard for wimmin's to think of more than one thing at a time.
<throwing cookies about and backing away>
I thought it was
men who could only think of one thing at a time. The same thing. All the time.
thanks mickey!
<reloading with smelly flannel>
YEAH, PUEO!!!!!
And just who cried uncle and had to go to BED!!!!!
WE are the multi-tasking queens!
Sheeesssshhhhhhh!
PS I hate flannel. No escape boys.
Smelly flannel and cookies.....
Oh boy! I'm being romanced. I am total mush. Oh baby.
NOT.
Sorry, did I mess things up with the cookie thing? Must be the eggs talking.
's okay, littlek. At least you didn't cross any lines.
K may have her cookies!!! We respect diversity!
But we divest respectability!
cookies - eggs - nookie: and I'm still stuck!
That's as it should be, Bill.
Bill - Stuck? In San Fran?
No, I made it to Boston - well I was peeing see - oh, just go to your thread - I explained it there!
From this here thread, i have learned that wimmins be evil 'cuz it's a world-wide conspiracy, handed down from the ages, and that cookies (mmmmmmmmmmm, coooooooooookies)--double-chocolate chip, i'm presuming--are an effective defense from the evil wimmins . . .
"The purpose of a man
Is to . . . love a woman
And the purpose of a woman
Is to . . . love a man
So, come on baby
Let's start today
Come on baby
Let's play . . .
The game of love, love, love, love, lu-lu-lu-lu-lu love
Well it started long ago
In the . . . garden of Eden
When Adam said to Eve
Baby, you're for me! ! !
So, come on baby
Let's start today
Come on baby
Let's play . . .
The game of love, love, love, love, lu-lu-lu-lu-lu love
See there? Adam started it!
yeah
Okay..and wheres those cookies....sounds good actually.