"This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her."
The one that wears no bra.
"I got rejected by a bald woman."
But two of my all time favorites are: Elaine, at a party, with a woman who kept asking "has anybody seen my fiance?" Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
And Elaine dancing - solo- at the J.Peterman office party.
I also love "Broadway Danny Rose" forever.
Dr. Pfeffer: Elaine, do you have children?
ELAINE: Me? Oh no, but I mean, I would love to have a baby, I can't wait to have a baby, I'm dying to have a baby!
Dr. Pfeffer: A beautiful woman like you should. You're quite breath taking.
The next millenium must be Jerry-free!
By then there will be Jerry clones in abundance.
"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs."
"They're real, and they're spectacular."
Jerry, so you have a bad check at the market --
"The train was so crowded, I had to sit in a seat facing the wrong way."
"Oh, I like that. It's like going back in time."
My God, Jerry. You're cheating on me with a woman.
I've been outed and I wasn't even in. - Not that there's anything wrong with that.
