Oh my god, I forgot that women actually do that. I second the , panzade.
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cavfancier
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 01:57 pm
Zoiks!
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kickycan
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 01:58 pm
The one I'm working on is all-natural though. No surgery required. It's a battery-operated device that is inserted...oh, wait, I don't want to give away my trade secrets!
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jpinMilwaukee
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:01 pm
kickycan wrote:
...It's a battery-operated device that is inserted...oh, wait, I don't want to give away my trade secrets!
But it was just starting to get good!
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cavfancier
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:02 pm
The Cathaterminator?
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panzade
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:06 pm
Ronco Presents! The Gina-Toner !...nah..doesn't have a ring to it.
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jpinMilwaukee
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:11 pm
panzade wrote:
Ronco Presents! The Gina-Toner !...nah..doesn't have a ring to it.
LOL!!!!
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cavfancier
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:17 pm
Hmm, I'll stick with Ronco for this bit.
Ronco presents the "Ginger and Mary-Anne" penis enhancer. Yes, you CAN be an island unto yourself. Hey, what guy hasn't wondered 'Ginger or Mary-Anne'? What if you had the confidence to get both, in their prime? That's what Ronco promises. Full money-back guarentee.
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panzade
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:18 pm
Sehr Gutt!
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Eva
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:37 pm
You guys are completely clueless, aren't you?! I know exactly how to make a penis larger...and it works every time! I bet the other women on here know how to do it, too. First we take off our blouse, reeeeeeal slow...(I learned how when I was about 16...how many years have you been trying, you poor darlings?!)
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panzade
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:39 pm
I feel like I've been spotted hanging out at Pee Wee's Playhouse! Thanks Eva.
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cavfancier
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:39 pm
Eva, this is a thread about male insecurity. It's not that I have any insecurities, but the question needs answering While limp, what impresses a woman more, growers or showers?
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panzade
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:41 pm
Acording to Eva, she's never seen one limp...
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jpinMilwaukee
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:41 pm
(please say growers. please say growers)
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panzade
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:42 pm
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Eva
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:44 pm
Not for long, panzade.
Cav...is that "showers" that rhymes with flowers, or "showers" that sounds like "show hers"?
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cavfancier
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:45 pm
Eva, it don't rhyme with flowers.
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Eva
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Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:51 pm
Well then, I'd have to say growers. Makes us feel powerful, like we're responsible for making it happen.
Whoa, I went back and read that link about the female surgery. Holy sh!t, they do that with only a LOCAL anesthetic?! Damn!
While limp, what impresses a woman more, growers or showers?
