Oh crap. Now I have to get a bigger penis?

Sex life?



I had to give up sex, it was depressing . . . i was always alone . . .

Oh, I forgot to add this.

This has worked for me for years... I apologize in advance for having a really small penis.....then when the ladies see it's regular size they think they're on the bonus plan....it's all in how you sell it.....

I think that they are playing on insecurity to get money, much like our favourite governments in the world do to get votes.

I don't think that there will be a magic potion for you guys at all. However, I can imagine some quacks bringing in 'head' transplants... it's the next natural stage in cosmetic surgery.

Yes, BPB, I've used that one too. The problem with that is once you tell them that, it makes tougher to get to the point where they see it at all.

Such an interesting subject . I suppose we will know once they actually develop something that really does enlarge the penis, rather than just prolong (no pun intended with pro-long) a natural erection. Even the viagra people say "If the goat don't float yer boat, our drugs will be of little use to you." I'm paraphrasing of course, but that's the jist of it.

Girls lie, too
We don't care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don't matter anyway
Girls lie, too .

Had to bring up goats, didn't ya! Now I'm sure Gus will be here any second.

Wow, 'hot' topic. I have read that some cultures believe that god resides in the penis, so they have the boys hang increasingly heavy weights on their wangs through puberty to lengthen the thing. The more room for god the better. The result is a huge schlong, sometimes over 16 inches, that is completely useless as a sexual tool. Interesting stuff.

Cav, LOL!

Cav, you must have stolen my VHS copy of Long Dong Silver

Will jelqing make my penis bigger?
DW, via email

Jelqing refers to a series of stretching exercises you can perform on a semi flaccid penis. There are a number of websites advertising the practice - most trying to sell you something along the way.

The only evidence for the practice working was published in the early 1980s, and stated that men who performed the stretching exercises did notice a difference in length and width of their penises. However, that study only followed seven men, so isn't very reliable - nor has it been repeated on a bigger sample or reported elsewhere. Furthermore, whether any changes in size are permanent is not known. This means that the research you'll see on most websites are from contributors to the site, not from any reliable piece of research. That's not to say you shouldn't try it, just to say that it's not 100% proven to work for all men, no matter what you may read to the contrary. As with any form of exercise it requires dedication, and you'll need to spend up to 30 minutes a day doing it. And also as with exercise in general there is some debate on whether the exercises should be done daily, or whether you should allow your body to rest.

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/answers/answer.phtml?id=674

Oy vey. What I wanna know is, why are all the people in the Enzyte commercials so, well, dorky-looking (not that there's anything wrong with that)? Are fashion sense and enhanced length mutually exclusive?

did you forgert to tell them "If I can't cut the mustard I can lick the jar"?

I have never heard that one before! That is great.

That's it! I'm going to bed before you lot corrupt my innocent little mind.

If it is kind of exercise I'm thinking about...I prefer everyday.

No, I don't think it is. It seems that you have to keep your penis semi-flaccid the whole time. If you get too hard, you are supposed to stop.

I just wonder how the hell you are supposed to not get hard while doing that?

oh dear
i've never had any complaints
as one lady once said...
'its not the size of the boat in the ocean...
its the rhythm of the boat in the ocean...
and boy..you got rhythm '


guys forget it...
leave your 'manhood' alone...
if thats what the women cares about
she ain't worth it....
and besides like BPB is insinuating most women i know are more bothered what i can do with my tongue than my penis..
ever heard of a CLITORIS ???

really there is more to life...