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Who among us believe they have Neanderthal traits? Who does not?

 
 
Reply Sun 20 Dec, 2015 11:13 pm
I seem to recall that only some human beings have Neanderthals in their ancestry. Mostly Europeans, I think. Neanderthals have a bit of Cyclops from distant cousins, but still have two eyes. I believe these Cyclops lived in Spain, though a femur and a liver have been supposedly identified from France. Most importantly, Neanderthals hated okra and only tolerated cheese on some Mexican dishes and cheeseburgers from MacDonalds. Their loin cloths were made of woven nettles for stimulation because the birth rate was low. I understand, they died out, because there was a nettle shortage that lasted twenty five years.
 
FBM
 
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Reply Sun 20 Dec, 2015 11:32 pm
@edgarblythe,
I'm dumb as a bag of hammers. Does that count? My knuckles don't quite drag the ground, though.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 03:48 am
@FBM,
I can ride a dinosaur, but there dont seem to be as many as when I was a Neandershort
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 03:57 am
@farmerman,
I hear tell that they're going to try to clone a wolly mammoth in the next few years. You may yet get a chance to brush up on your mammoth rodeo skills.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 04:02 am
Jesus Kee-rist . . . some people are so ignernt . . . they wasn't no MacDonalds in those days . . . ever'body went to White Castle.
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 04:07 am
@Setanta,
Maybe he was on a different condiment.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 04:12 am
Well, i can't say nuthin' against safe sex.
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 04:24 am
@Setanta,
Everything in moderation. That's why it's so hard to find yeti, you know.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 05:28 am
Please, I erred in the above piece about Neanderthals. They did not mind okra, if hidden in a creole seafood gumbo.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 05:31 am
I am too intelligent to join this conversation with ...with...you Neanderthals! Try growing a forehead.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 08:00 am
@edgarblythe,
Isn't her show off the air now? Okra Winfrey?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 10:08 am
I'm a Yuropeen, and ug uggle bogdo ug to the lot of ya.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 10:23 am
@Lordyaswas,
Flonase for walruses.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 02:56 am
http://www.thecommentator.com/system/articles/inner_pictures/000/002/561/commentary_thumb/neanderthal_elderly.jpg?1359029470
We simply have to compare this photo of a living Kneeanduhfall with avatars of members.
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neologist
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 01:38 pm
I refuse to knuckle under to the arguments here presented.

Oogh!
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 05:10 pm
@edgarblythe,
Sorry to be a wet blanket on the pun-fest but I believe everyone has some Neanderthal genes in their makeup. Last Christmas my wife gave me a gift from Nat Geo that involved sending a DNA swab to a lab for analysis.

The results tell you, generally, in what regions your ancestors lived, but it also tell you the level of Neanderthal you have in your make up and how it compares to the general population.

My results were that I have less Neanderthal than the general population, but based on what I've read about this discontinued branch of humanity, I don't necessarily think this is a favorable thing.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 05:13 pm
@Finn dAbuzz,
wait for it!
Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 05:35 pm
@farmerman,
I am
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 07:41 pm
@Finn dAbuzz,
There are bunches of Chinese and African Neanderthals? Australian and American native?
Tuna
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 09:13 pm
@edgarblythe,
Not African.
 

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