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Who among us believe they have Neanderthal traits? Who does not?

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 02:23 am
@Tuna,
The common ancestor of h.n. and h.a.a. came out of Africa.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 06:08 am
@Setanta,
Those of us with NEanderthal traits over 2%, are gonna open casinos
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 06:23 am
Since I live just an hour away from Neanderthal (by car an hour, three weeks walking in the very old days) ... that might well be. (The missus' family lived just 10 miles away: they surely had traits.)
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 06:36 am
@Walter Hinteler,
wanna invest in the casino?
Itll be called Planet Mousteria
Tuna
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 04:13 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

wanna invest in the casino?
Itll be called Planet Mousteria

What's on the menu? Neanderthals went in for a certain amount of cannibalism.

Not to be confused with cannonballism.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 04:53 pm
@Tuna,
head cheese of course
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 05:23 pm
@Tuna,
I once tried to eat a portion of a Neanderthal clown, but it tasted a bit funny.
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Foofie
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 07:42 pm
Being serious, I would think it was a Neanderthal woman that was attracted to the humans to better her offspring, since Neanderthal likely realized that these talkative hominids had some type of advantage. That being the case, would that imply that the woman's "X" chromosome has a greater chance of being of Neanderthal origin to some degree? So, the pejorative stereotype of women not equaling men's intellect, might have some scientific basis?

If there was any truth to this conjecture, it would not be disseminated, since it is just too politically incorrect today. Enough said.
roger
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 08:06 pm
@Foofie,
Awesome hypothesis.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 08:13 pm
Instead of going extinct, they simply got absorbed into the population.
Tuna
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 08:24 pm
@edgarblythe,
Seems like we would have found archaeological evidence of mixed groups if that was true.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 08:40 pm
@Tuna,
In a recent New Scientist, there was an article that argued against the hypothesis that Neanderthals , like Hss, also could THROW their spears.
The arguement was originally made that Hss and Hn had a dominant arm from its defined muscle attachment and bone density, A paleo-anthropologist created a study about that hypothesis and found that the bones of the dominant arms of Hss were quite different than the dominant arms of the Hn. In the Neanderthals the musculature insertion suggested that this dominant arm was good at moving side to side as opposed to the same musculature in the Hss (which suggested that their dominant arm was able to work up and down, as needed for throwing).
The argument goes on and it must be seen that, even the last refugal Hn populations in the LEvant and at Gibraltar, still made those really clunky "Mousterian style"weapons points, huge and massive (kinds that looked like theyed be a better LANCING weapon, which would mean these guys had toi get up close to kill their chosen game.

Maybe thats why they went extinct, they were really getting wahked by their hunting methods and their fecundity didnt keep up.

Tuna
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 08:55 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Maybe thats why they went extinct, they were really getting wahked by their hunting methods and their fecundity didnt keep up.

What kind of prey just stands there and lets you stab it? Maybe all mammals get big and slow during a glacial period?
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FBM
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 08:55 pm
I'm guessing that if they had gotten absorbed into the Hss population, we'd all be toting around a lot more Hn DNA these days.
Tuna
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 08:57 pm
@FBM,
Why more?
FBM
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 09:18 pm
@Tuna,
I'm just guessing that if the entire Hn population had been absorbed, a lot more of their DNA would be present in the Hss genome than if there were just occasional booty call in the other camp. Again, it's just a guess.
Tuna
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 09:48 pm
@FBM,
Oh. Maybe our brow ridges would be bigger. All the paintings in the Vatican would be different.

OK. Gotta go to bed. I have to work tomorrow. Screw all of you who don't.

Just kidding. Merry Christmas.

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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 09:49 pm
@Tuna,
It's in our DNA.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 10:44 pm
@farmerman,
I might be Neanderthal. I can't throw anything overhanded worth a damn. I can pitch pretty accurately, however.
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 11:35 pm
The older I get, the more I look like a beached whale.
Does that mean I'm cetacean? Mr. Green
 

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