The Official Semen Thread

Gus's past
Dear Gus:

A sordid past has glue-like propensities. Oh, the stickiness of it all. Perhaps it's not as bad as it seems. Gala should post a copy of her artistic rendition of your full frontal pose. It's probably not as embarrassing as you may think. However, the next time you need money, perhaps you could sell your cane collection on ebay.

Respectfully yours,
Debra

I sure appreciate the respect, Debra.

Aint seen any of that for quite some time.

Well, that's what you get for starting an outburst of semen in public.

gussie, don't give me grief... you knew you were a stud standing in front of that class. and don't lie, you didn't need the money, your portfolio in swamp futures ensured you'd never have to work.

and, the only time you've ever been embarressed was when that lady paramedic had to release your buttocks from the jaws of tht 6 inch baby gator. sure, she was laughing, but not at you, as i've told you countless times.

Ben Stiller doesn't want jokes!


STILLER BEGS FANS TO STOP SEMEN JOKES

Hollywood comedian BEN STILLER has begged fans to stop the relentless semen jokes about his infamous masturbating scene in the hit comedy THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.

The 38-year-old is sick of the endless gags about the scene in the 1998 film in which CAMERON DIAZ removes sperm from his ear and unknowingly uses it as hair gel.

The ZOOLANDER star says, "People are always shouting about the film. Stuff like 'Hey, you've got something in your hair!' or 'There's something on your ear!'

"I must have heard hundreds of semen jokes. It's just not funny after a while."

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Poor Ben Stiller will never live it down. Oh well.

someone oughtta tell BS that you reap what you sow (literally)...
poor millionaire actor -- constantly tormented in public by six year old semen jokes

Somebody ought to tell Stiller that 'Mary' was his last funny movie.

You're on crack. Dodgeball was good stuff.

I thought Starsky and Hutch was damn funny.

I'll admit a liking for Zoolander, but that's it. Haven't seen Dodgeball yet, but it's on the list.

Why did someone have to post that picture of Cameron? Now I've got stuff all over my screen....

<<raises hand>>
guilty as charged...