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Setanta
 
Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 04:40 am
I'm serious, don't anyone else post in this thread.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 05:27 am
Well, here I am.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 08:09 am
@Setanta,
Heheeee. (Going to the microwave to make some popcorn.)
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 08:25 am
@Setanta,
Je suis Charlie ... Darwin?
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thack45
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 08:36 am
I am an undecided atheist. Do I need to start another thread?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 09:19 am
My Dad was an atheist and my Mum was a Jehovahs Witness.
I inherited traits from both sides, so therefore spent my formative years knocking on doors for no apparent reason.

I have since seen the light and from the age of 17 I have worshipped the god of bacon.

Am I allowed in?
glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 09:31 am
@Lordyaswas,
If you truly worship bacon, doesn't that make you a devout Porker. Ive never been certain if that is a religion or a club. Bacon is yummy on club sandwiches.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 09:39 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
My Dad was an atheist and my Mum was a Jehovahs Witness.

May Dog have mercy on your soul.
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neologist
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 10:43 am
I was the final poster on the atheist thread, after having valiantly tried to rescue it from the gladiators of gall.

Also, I believe that 99%+ of all religions are totally wrong and obnoxious. So, is it OK of I read here from time to time?
rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 11:05 am
@Setanta,
If Atheism only exist as a counterpoint to theism, then if no theists show up in this thread will we all just quietly vanish in a poof of ennui?
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 11:36 am
@neologist,
neologist wrote:
Also, I believe that 99%+ of all religions are totally wrong and obnoxious. So, is it OK of I read here from time to time?

I'm probably not supposed to interact with you because you are a god forsaken religious nutter (I know that's probably an oxymoron), but do you consider yourself to be part of the remaining 1%? Because if so, that's really pitiful.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 12:05 pm
I am a very bad Atheist, but I am an Atheist nonetheless.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 12:14 pm
Lassie for sainthood.
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neologist
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 01:01 pm
@rosborne979,
But, I'm only reading here. (Except for this, of course)
I keep searching for sagacious sayings.
Perhaps I will find some.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 06:19 pm
I'm just taking the piss, because of the whiny thread started about the demise of the atheists thread. I can't control who posts here and don't care. I suggest that no one take this seriously.

Except for his Lordyship . . . who should carry one . . . as usual . . .
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 06:31 pm
Where's the buffet?
thack45
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 07:44 pm
There is no buffet man. Which of course begs the question; why would a god, who truly loves all his people, not provide unlimited shrimp and chicken wings?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 07:46 pm
@thack45,
I wants me a bacon cheeseburger, with lots of tomatoes, onions and mustard.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 07:51 pm
@thack45,
chicken wings?

are there ribs too?

I'll have a half-rack with wings on the side. gimme lots of celery - someone else can have the carrot sticks.
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neologist
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 07:51 pm
@edgarblythe,
"When the tide is out, the table is set." - Tlingit saying
 

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