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@edgarblythe,

There might be some olive loaf and Faygo in the fridge

That's not food.

I bet I am allowed in, but I'm feeling crabby. I plan to be quiet for minutes at a time.

Plus, where is all this bacon I was promised?

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

That's not food.

Hey, I hear ya. Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me. But he said to me, “My olive loaf is sufficient for you"

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@Setanta,

http://hiit-blog.dailyhiit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/celery.jpg

so here's the thing
it's difficult to get a tomato that tastes like a good sweet real tomato

but celery, celery tastes as good as it ever did

it's really just crunchy water and salt but damn, celery is yummy

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@neologist,

Navajos don't say that. Same language, but not many tides in New Mexico.

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@thack45,

thack45 wrote:

olive loaf and Faygo

is this supposed to be in an ESL vocabulary thread?

Mr. Green

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

I wants me a bacon cheeseburger, with lots of tomatoes, onions and mustard.

As an atheist, you'll have to settle for that.

But there is power in the blood of the lamb.

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http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tdh01lXb1qilr2fo1_500.gif

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@Lordyaswas,

Oh, wait..

I'm afraid of frying.

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@thack45,

Im beginning to hve mixed feelings. All atheists have are points of view, we dont have any good cookies or holidays where you can really pig out while feeling so self righteous and judgemental.

I wanta feel self-righteous and judgemental and its hard when you cant offer anybody some cookies made for the holidays.

Confused near Intercourse

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@farmerman,

When I'm confused near Intercourse I always take a deep breath and try to remember that I am doing it for England.

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@thack45,

thack45 wrote:

. . . why would a god, who truly loves all his people, not provide unlimited shrimp and chicken wings?

Oh Dude, that is like . . . cosmic . . . that's the very argument which first lead me toward becoming an atheist.

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@Lordyaswas,

For our dear memebrs in the Old World, Intercourse is a "where" not a "when"

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3266/3126078776_e25599ca01_z.jpg

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@farmerman,

So, if one's Missus were to say "Do you fancy Intercourse this weekend, darling?", she'd be talking about a road trip?

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@Lordyaswas,

If so, you may avoid this place:

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a327_c5.jpg

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@farmerman,

Quote:

I wanta feel self-righteous and judgemental and its hard when you cant offer anybody some cookies made for the holidays.

Why, Set doesn't want to share some of his? He must have a huge stack of those.

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@farmerman,

You Pennsylvanians are so quaint. Here's a picture from the corresponding Austrian village.

http://diepresse.com/images/uploads/f/3/d/573245/dieser_fucking_ortsname_rief20100612184841.jpg

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@Thomas,

In Bavaria, of course, we are more restrained, just as the Pennsylvanians are.

http://alltop10.ru/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/03_Petting.jpg

But I digress ... Someone said something about atheists?

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@Thomas,

We prefer the subtle advertising approach.......

This one was for an Iron Age Sex Club.

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