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ATHEISTS ONLY

 
 
thack45
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 07:53 pm
@edgarblythe,
There might be some olive loaf and Faygo in the fridge
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 07:59 pm
That's not food.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 08:07 pm
I bet I am allowed in, but I'm feeling crabby. I plan to be quiet for minutes at a time.

Plus, where is all this bacon I was promised?
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thack45
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 08:15 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
That's not food.


Hey, I hear ya. Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me. But he said to me, “My olive loaf is sufficient for you"
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 08:17 pm
@Setanta,
http://hiit-blog.dailyhiit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/celery.jpg

so here's the thing
it's difficult to get a tomato that tastes like a good sweet real tomato

but celery, celery tastes as good as it ever did

it's really just crunchy water and salt but damn, celery is yummy
roger
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 08:40 pm
@neologist,
Navajos don't say that. Same language, but not many tides in New Mexico.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 08:52 pm
@thack45,
thack45 wrote:
olive loaf and Faygo


is this supposed to be in an ESL vocabulary thread?





Mr. Green
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 09:52 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

I wants me a bacon cheeseburger, with lots of tomatoes, onions and mustard.


As an atheist, you'll have to settle for that.

But there is power in the blood of the lamb.

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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 10:55 pm
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tdh01lXb1qilr2fo1_500.gif
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2015 10:56 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Oh, wait..






I'm afraid of frying.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 03:40 am
@thack45,
Im beginning to hve mixed feelings. All atheists have are points of view, we dont have any good cookies or holidays where you can really pig out while feeling so self righteous and judgemental.

I wanta feel self-righteous and judgemental and its hard when you cant offer anybody some cookies made for the holidays.

Confused near Intercourse
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 04:12 am
@farmerman,
When I'm confused near Intercourse I always take a deep breath and try to remember that I am doing it for England.
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 04:20 am
@thack45,
thack45 wrote:
. . . why would a god, who truly loves all his people, not provide unlimited shrimp and chicken wings?


Oh Dude, that is like . . . cosmic . . . that's the very argument which first lead me toward becoming an atheist.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 04:31 am
@Lordyaswas,
For our dear memebrs in the Old World, Intercourse is a "where" not a "when"

        https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3266/3126078776_e25599ca01_z.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 04:36 am
@farmerman,
So, if one's Missus were to say "Do you fancy Intercourse this weekend, darling?", she'd be talking about a road trip?


timur
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 06:13 am
@Lordyaswas,
If so, you may avoid this place:

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a327_c5.jpg
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Olivier5
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 06:31 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
I wanta feel self-righteous and judgemental and its hard when you cant offer anybody some cookies made for the holidays.

Why, Set doesn't want to share some of his? He must have a huge stack of those.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 07:35 am
@farmerman,
You Pennsylvanians are so quaint. Here's a picture from the corresponding Austrian village.

http://diepresse.com/images/uploads/f/3/d/573245/dieser_fucking_ortsname_rief20100612184841.jpg
Thomas
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 07:39 am
@Thomas,
In Bavaria, of course, we are more restrained, just as the Pennsylvanians are.
http://alltop10.ru/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/03_Petting.jpg

But I digress ... Someone said something about atheists?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2015 07:44 am
@Thomas,
We prefer the subtle advertising approach.......


http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/cs/Satellite?blobcol=urldata&blobheader=image%2Fjpeg&blobheadername1=Content-Disposition&blobheadername2=MDT-Type&blobheadername3=Content-Type&blobheadervalue1=inline%3B+filename%3D936%252F794%252Fntpl_2170_thumb_460x0.jpg&blobheadervalue2=abinary%3B+charset%3DUTF-8&blobheadervalue3=image%2Fjpeg&blobkey=id&blobtable=MungoBlobs&blobwhere=1349118642383&ssbinary=true


This one was for an Iron Age Sex Club.
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