@Finn dAbuzz,
You keep trying to inject your layman's understanding of the term. But actual professionals have come to a different conclusion.
It's kinda like when people say to me "the Internet is down." No, "the Internet" is not down. A website might be unavailable, or your DNS server might be unreachable, or your local point of presence might have a power outage, or your wireless adapter might be turned off.... but "the Internet" is not down.
But for most people, it doesn't really matter. What matters is that they can't check their E-mail or watch cat videos, so to them, "the Internet is down."