Sure, I have no problem doing the catering. Jacquie, I believe gus has a 'wife' of sorts, but I'm pretty sure the union is illegal in most countries, and therefore null and void.
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:33 am
Is she 13?
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gustavratzenhofer
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:37 am
I don't have a wife, but I do have a steady girlfriend and a goat. And, really, isn't that what life is all about?
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cavfancier
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:42 am
the reincarnation of suzy wrote:
Is she 13?
In capybara years?
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cavfancier
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:43 am
Come on, work with me suzy...
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Heeven
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:44 am
Gala, the hospital called, they need you back for your second round of shock treatment. There's a good gal now, get into the car, let's go ....
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gustavratzenhofer
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:44 am
You know what they say, Cav.
Once you go capybara....you don't go back.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:46 am
I've been thinking. I don't believe I have ever penetrated an emu.
So many animals.... so little time.
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:47 am
Ooh, it's Gus! (bats eyelashes)
I'm part capybara, did I mention?
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gustavratzenhofer
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:48 am
Let me see them teats.
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msolga
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:49 am
Gus
Your threesome looks so happy! You're made for each other!
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:50 am
Ooh, such a gentleman!
(Lifts up shirt)
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gustavratzenhofer
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:54 am
Damn.
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 08:06 am
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Heeven
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 08:06 am
I'm a virgin - don't mess up my feathers or I'll stomp your fat head in!
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cavfancier
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 08:08 am
Virgin emu tastes best, but only after their heads are cut off, and the meat cut into delectable steaks.
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squinney
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 08:30 am
I just knew I was missing a lot of great conversation by being out of state and un-netable!!!
Finally get a chance to check in only to find someone has stolen my secret love. Oh well, guess I'll need to find another...
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bigdice67
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 08:53 am
Tough luck, squinney, guess you'll have to stay with the bear of your dreams... which ain't that bad!
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Region Philbis
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 09:20 am
"the bride of gustavratzenhofer" sounds an awful like "the bride of frankenstein"...
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BoGoWo
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Wed 23 Jun, 2004 09:29 am
oh, geez!
another "chick chat" thread;
what DO they find so attractive about that ..........'scarecrow' (what am i talking about Gus would scare dinosaurs!)?
[and i might end up having to 'eat' a little crow ]
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