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I want to be the bride of Gustafratzenhofer

 
 
Gala
 
Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 06:54 pm
I want to be his swamp-gator, but he pays me little attention.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 06:56 pm
Wow. That's great.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:01 pm
That is nice. I shouldn't let this out, but Gus told me he thinks you're kind of cute.

I'm talking to Slappy, of course.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:07 pm
By the way, I'm not sure you spelled that right, Gala. How are you going to land the guy if you spell his name wrong? Just trying to help. :wink:
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Gala
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:17 pm
an endorsement fron slappy! now i know i'm on the right track.
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Gala
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:20 pm
dang, kicky, you're right, i left out the stinkin' "v". but if it's true love, what's a little error here or there? i know i can win him over with my cooking--fried gator with cheez-whiz.
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:21 pm
Hands off, Hussy! He's mine!
Oh Gala, I just knew you were gonna be trouble!
I have my dowry and everything. Let's see... ten jugs o' moonshine, five yards of new leather strapping, a subscription to Victoria's Secret, and six sheep. So Razz
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jacquie
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:22 pm
Be careful what you wish for Gala!

From what I've read, Gus seems quite, well, progressive.

Good Luck! :wink:
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Gala
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:33 pm
suzy, i'm armed with a gun and pitch fork and enough recipes for gator and snake to make you look you'd have to go to swamp college to use a can-opener. don't mess with me woman, he's mine. i hear kicky is available, why don't you save you're little harlot energy and charm him instead.
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Gala
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:44 pm
jacquie, you know gussie?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:53 pm
You'll need a dj for your reception of course, and I'm at your service. I will also service all the ladies in the bridal party at no extra charge since its for Gus and all.
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jacquie
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:53 pm
No. We've never been formally introduced. It was womens intuition, you know? Maybe, mixed with an educated guess type observation. What about Gussie is so attractive? His illusive wit? His down-to-earth wardrobe? His love of animals? His Hat? I love girl talk about the men .... :wink:
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 07:58 pm
Harlot energy?! Why... I never!... hmmphh! Smile
Will you at least invite me for gator stew?
Oh, I got it! We could have a cookoff!
My possum & critter lasagne kicks ass.
I'd win Gus' heart for sure.
And I will invite you for stew, me and my Gussy.
We could rename the place, even: Gusuzy manor, see how that just rolls off the tongue?
Be the finest homestead on the swamp!

Ah, forget it! You can have him. Crying or Very sad
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jacquie
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 08:06 pm
Oh Suzy. Silly. I can't cook a morsel. I also wouldn't enjoy swamp living. Humidity is not my friend. I was just making some girl talk. Very innocently, I assure you. Gus, however, manly, is not my type. My lips are sealed to whom is. :wink:
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 08:09 pm
Oh nonono, miss jacquie. Do tell us who is!
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jacquie
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 08:15 pm
Nope. Neither torture or threat of extreme temperature will ever get me to say their name. I'm sorry littlek. I just can't do it. Mum's the word. :wink:

So what do you think about the possible Gala & Gus nuptials?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 08:17 pm
{hmmm, smooth change-of-subject}

I don't think that Gus' wife will like the idea very much.
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jacquie
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 08:20 pm
Gus has a wife?! Shocked

I thought Gala wanted to be his wife. Now, I'm confused. Oh well. Embarrassed
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2004 08:28 pm
Okay, I'm out! Mad
I'm not going up against no swamp wife!
He's all yours, Gala!
treat him right... sniff.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 07:26 am
YAY!!!

a swamp wedding!!!

At last... I was getting worried that Gus would have to stay alone with Greta and helga! Great crowd's a-coming! Bear's doing the music, we get cav to do the food, kicky and slappy will take care of the games and fun stuff, O'Bill can give us the cigars he ain't smoking anymore, and I'll bring some swedish moose-dung for Gus' plants!

Let the party begin!
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