@Builder,
I have to agree Hawk, you are all over the place with your comments, it's almost as if you are bored, the backtracking "no offense" is a pain to keep reading.
It's not that simple . That he has a kink.
I am sure that both yourself and your wife get permission or hire, or buy what you desire.
Taking is a completely different story.
And, this " oh but, in the 60's mickies were the rage" does not give permission for anyone male or female to drop anything in anyone's drink.
For the last time in addition.
Some of these were "kids" barely out of school...
Be a man.. You have kids.