I have almost always ended up spending the night on my one-night stands. And usually it is after I've had a lot to drink. The only problem with this is that the next morning, you never know what you might wake up next to. Even if she's hideous, I always give the slobbery make-out kiss goodbye, just so she leaves happy.
My favorite breed of dog is the dachshund, commonly known as the wiener dog. Double meaning? No, coincidence.
Merriam-Webster Online defines one-night stand as (3) a sexual encounter limited to a single occasion. So technically, you could be socializing with a person on an unspecified number of occasions, only have sex with them once before calling it off, and this is considered a one-night stand.
Yea, if you really want to look that much into it.
Cinnesthesia wrote:Anal, isn't it?
That's the ultimate one-night stand. Most chicks need at least three dates to give that up. (Sorry, but you did walk into that one).
You sound like an expert on one-night stands.
Actually, not really. I've always been commitment-oriented. That scared off plenty of women who just wanted a one-night stand. I guess I was more of the one nightstand for you, one for me kinda guy.
cavfancier wrote:Cinnesthesia wrote:Anal, isn't it?
That's the ultimate one-night stand. Most chicks need at least three dates to give that up. (Sorry, but you did walk into that one).
MAN, I DON'T KNOW MRS. CAV PUTS UP WITH YOU.
cavfancier wrote:Actually, not really. I've always been commitment-oriented. That scared off plenty of women who just wanted a one-night stand. I guess I was more of the one nightstand for you, one for me kinda guy.
And then you turn right around and say something as sweet as this...that's how she puts up with you, huh?
eoe wrote:cavfancier wrote:Cinnesthesia wrote:Anal, isn't it?
That's the ultimate one-night stand. Most chicks need at least three dates to give that up. (Sorry, but you did walk into that one).
MAN, I DON'T KNOW MRS. CAV PUTS UP WITH YOU.
Aww...you have to read my next post, as it's actually true.
Oh, I see you read it already. I joke around a lot, but I take my marriage very seriously.
You're just a big ol' tough talker wrapped around a lump of sugar, aren't you?
eoe wrote:You're just a big ol' tough talker wrapped around a lump of sugar, aren't you?
Aww, yeah, that actually does have me pegged.
I have a feeling kickycan shares this duality as well, whether he wants to admit it or not.
He's a crusty ol' lump of sugar!
Yeah, and he never notices me. Maybe it's time for a new avatar!
