Sweet, Gus. I always heard that nuns were really wild like that.
OCCOM BILL wrote:Nor do I, Kicky. Outstanding hygiene is a mandatory prereq.
So on a one-night stand, you would probably say no to that request? Or would you break out a bar of soap?
I just hope you people wash your hands thoroughly!!!
Eventually, someone is going to come up with a handful of poo.
Yeah, I was hoping to get some good tales from the ladies too!
kickycan wrote:So on a one-night stand, you would probably say no to that request? Or would you break out a bar of soap?
Odds are heavily against me being down there on a one night stand in the first place. Of course, sometimes you gotta go with your instincts. <Shrugs>
That is funny how ladies like to pretend they don't have onenighters isn't it Phoenix? I don't take home men.
I just saw my dad
on another thread, so I'm not allowed to say anything.
I wonder if any of you women have the courage to enter the fray here and regale us with a tale of debauchery. Come on, it'll be just between you and me, I promise!
I've had several one-nighters. Doesn't work for me. If it's good, I want more than one night. If it's not, I wish I hadn't done it at all.
I'm with Eva on this. But, she said it better than I could have.
Omigod, I just read page one!
Ok, one-nighters. The first one-nighter I had was with a friend of a friends from high school while I was in college (still with me?). My friend came up with her boyfriend and his friend. We hung out on the grass watching some music, drinking some beers and there was some mixed vodka something or other. Anyway, at some point I decided he was cute and we went back to the dorm where he proceeded to bang away for what seemed like hours. I eventually told him to get off (of me). What a drag.
And, years later, after a particularly nasty relationship had ended, I was sitting at the bar I worked at, hanging with friends. I started thinking about this one guy-friend and wondering about a curious aspect of his hands. His thumbs were curved like they were bowl-legged. If he had his hand flat, palm down, on a table, his thumb would arc back toward his index finger. I started thinking about the possibilities and didn't really think through the fact that we were friends, not meant to be lovers. That one-nighter turned into a week or so and then dissolved.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Quote:Eventually, someone is going to come up with a handful of poo.
Is that from Dr. Seuss?
I had a few one-nite stands way back when. They weren't satisfying in any way, shape or form. Total let-downs, which is why they lasted for only one night. If they'd been any good, I'd have gone back for more.
Sometimes one nighters can be misocnstrued as date rape the next day. That is a travesty of justice.
no logo, no one night stand I ever had could be misconstrued as date rape. If that's happened to you, I sincerely hope you were innocent. If it's happened to you more than once; do us all a big favor; put a gun to your head and take one for the team.
Eva wrote:I've had several one-nighters. Doesn't work for me. If it's good, I want more than one night. If it's not, I wish I hadn't done it at all.
Well, I suppose that explains all my stalkers.
I can't say one bad thing about one night stands. I don't regret a single one of them, neither the fact they were just that. Like a pretty butterfly they fluttered by and poof, life went on. <grin>
Have you ever had one night stand when you were so wasted u couldn't remember what happened?
