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WHY ISN'T THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE AT ABLE2KNOW?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 04:11 am
You know . . . what if i needed a quart of milk, or wanted some chips and dip? Do the owners here really care about our online experience?
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 07:11 am
@Setanta,
You have to ask Al Gore, truthfully.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 08:17 am
Yes. We have a brothel, chapel, UFO museum. Why no convenience store?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 09:26 am
@Setanta,
We're working as fast as we can! /sob/

http://unicornfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wageslaverywheel.png
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 11:20 am
My previous board in the early 2000s had a convenience store. I used to buy cold drinks and Slim Jims there, and sometimes motor oil and windshield washer fluid. I don't see how this board can regard itself as fully functional without the basics.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 09:19 pm
@Setanta,
This comes pretty close. Free food anyway.

http://able2know.org/topic/242048-1
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 09:28 pm
@Setanta,
There should be pork rinds and doggie pee pads.

And oxo cubes.
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chai2
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 10:08 pm
All good convenience stores have gas and diesel pumps out front.
roger
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 10:49 pm
And a charger for my Tesla.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 10:51 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

All good convenience stores have gas and diesel pumps out front.


Not if you live in a big city. Who ever heard of fuel pumps in front of a Seven/Eleven on Broadway or Tremont Street?
roger
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 10:58 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Somebody made off with them, eh?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 11:20 pm
@roger,
steal anything these days
roger
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2014 11:47 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Not me. If it isn't nailed down, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it ain't nailed down. Stealing just isn't happening.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 10:31 pm
We could also use restrooms here.
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neologist
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 11:35 pm
@Setanta,
Plenty of gas here.
Good enough for me
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2014 11:58 pm
and hookers....

all good corner stores have hookers outside..
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2014 12:36 am
@shewolfnm,
Now that post has just made my day.


Great to see you here, lovely lady.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2014 01:50 am
I believe that after his humiliation at Chancellorsville and the ruin of his military career, Joe Hooker started a corner store.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2014 07:26 am
@roger,
The pumps don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles.
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