WHY ISN'T THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE AT ABLE2KNOW?

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You know . . . what if i needed a quart of milk, or wanted some chips and dip? Do the owners here really care about our online experience?

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[+11] - jespah - 11/02/2014We're working as fast as we can! /sob/ [img]http://unicornfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wageslaverywheel.png[/img]
[+7] - jespah - 11/07/2014[img]http://gallery.burrowowl.net/index.php?q=/image/17094.jpg[/img] We are prepared to defend the A2K convenience store.
[+6] - shewolfnm - 11/03/2014and hookers.... all good corner stores have hookers outside..
[+6] - jespah - 11/07/2014Well, we're still kinda working out the bugs in the system. The removal of the duct tape at night is not a pretty thing to see. We now call Fluffy Baldy.
[+6] - FBM - 11/09/2014Slurpee incident. We need a clean-up on aisle 3.
[+5] - FBM - 11/10/2014[quote="Setanta"] How many babies in a pint bottle of baby oil? [/quote] Two half-pints.
[+5] - Lordyaswas - 11/12/2014Getting back to your original leaf post, I once found a massive crop of them on the beach near to my holiday campsite. I found that when I picked them all and piled them into a heap, they were...
[+4] - Brandon9000 - 11/02/2014My previous board in the early 2000s had a convenience store. I used to buy cold drinks and Slim Jims there, and sometimes motor oil and windshield washer fluid. I don't see how this board can...
[+4] - Lustig Andrei - 11/02/2014[quote="chai2"] All good convenience stores have gas and diesel pumps out front. [/quote] Not if you live in a big city. Who ever heard of fuel pumps in front of a Seven/Eleven on...
[+4] - FBM - 11/10/2014If you oil a baby, will that make it stop squeaking? I don't have one. Just wondering.

@Setanta,

You have to ask Al Gore, truthfully.

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Yes. We have a brothel, chapel, UFO museum. Why no convenience store?

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@Setanta,

We're working as fast as we can! /sob/

http://unicornfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wageslaverywheel.png

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My previous board in the early 2000s had a convenience store. I used to buy cold drinks and Slim Jims there, and sometimes motor oil and windshield washer fluid. I don't see how this board can regard itself as fully functional without the basics.

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@Setanta,

This comes pretty close. Free food anyway.

http://able2know.org/topic/242048-1

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@Setanta,

There should be pork rinds and doggie pee pads.

And oxo cubes.

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All good convenience stores have gas and diesel pumps out front.

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And a charger for my Tesla.

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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

All good convenience stores have gas and diesel pumps out front.

Not if you live in a big city. Who ever heard of fuel pumps in front of a Seven/Eleven on Broadway or Tremont Street?

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@Lustig Andrei,

Somebody made off with them, eh?

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@roger,

steal anything these days

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@Lustig Andrei,

Not me. If it isn't nailed down, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it ain't nailed down. Stealing just isn't happening.

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@Setanta,

WHY ISN'T THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE AT ABLE2KNOW?

Because I bombed it

*sarcastic humor

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We could also use restrooms here.

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@Setanta,

Plenty of gas here.
Good enough for me

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and hookers....

all good corner stores have hookers outside..

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@shewolfnm,

Now that post has just made my day.

Great to see you here, lovely lady.

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I believe that after his humiliation at Chancellorsville and the ruin of his military career, Joe Hooker started a corner store.

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@roger,

The pumps don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles.

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