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WHY ISN'T THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE AT ABLE2KNOW?

 
 
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 15 Nov, 2014 11:06 pm
Can I just get change for a dollar? I need to use the payphone.
roger
 
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Reply Sat 15 Nov, 2014 11:34 pm
@FBM,
Payphone? The only payphone around here lost its directory back when Napoleon was a corporal, and hasn't been working since the Eisenhower administration.

You going to have a lot of catching up to do when you get back to the U.S.
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 15 Nov, 2014 11:38 pm
@roger,
I figured I'd show my age with that one. You know, I can't even remember how long it's been since my last trip Stateside. I'd have to check my passport. I hope the damn thing hasn't expired. Shocked
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 16 Nov, 2014 03:13 am
Do passports have a best before date?
FBM
 
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Reply Sun 16 Nov, 2014 03:47 am
@Setanta,
Best to use it before it expires, I reckon...
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 16 Nov, 2014 09:27 am
@FBM,
First you should smell it to see if it's okay.
FBM
 
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Reply Sun 16 Nov, 2014 09:33 am
@chai2,
Ugg. You don't know where that thing's been. I do. (o,O)
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 16 Nov, 2014 03:17 pm
@chai2,
They should make them last longer than a Twinkie. Longer than a fruitcake is an unreasonable expectation.
vonny
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 05:00 am
@roger,
I had to google Twinkies (we don't have them over here) - they appear to be made from rocket fuel and glue, and to last from 77 to 1,000 years!

Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 05:56 am
@vonny,
Them Twinkies is nasty stuff . . . but i think you underestimated their shelf life . . . i believe it is correct to say that Twinkies have a shelf-life equivalent to the half-life of uranium . . .
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 06:02 am
And they make pretty good kindling, all things considered:


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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 06:04 am
@Setanta,
As a certifiable junk food junkie, I can attest to the fact that today's Twinkies are even worse than the originals, from some years back.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 06:20 am
Don't forget, kids, there's a lot more wonderful, space age baked goods in aisle three!
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 06:34 am
Space Age Twinkies?


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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 07:12 am
Is Mr. Blimpo a friend of yours, your Lordyship?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 07:29 am
@Setanta,
Well, he was, but I haven't seen him since we got him to eat that waffer thin mint last xmas.


chai2
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 07:59 am
@Lordyaswas,
That's Mr. Creosote!


And how is Monsieur this evening?

Better.

Better Monsieur?

Better get me a bucket, I'm gonna throw up.

A bucket for M. Creosote <snaps fingers>

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4831601/mr-creosote-1-o.gif
vonny
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 02:20 pm
@chai2,
He's been eating Twinkies?
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vonny
 
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2014 10:15 am
A convenience store at A2K would come in very handy on a Boxing Day in the UK - so many shops are closed for the holiday.
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