Payphone? The only payphone around here lost its directory back when Napoleon was a corporal, and hasn't been working since the Eisenhower administration.
You going to have a lot of catching up to do when you get back to the U.S.
I figured I'd show my age with that one. You know, I can't even remember how long it's been since my last trip Stateside. I'd have to check my passport. I hope the damn thing hasn't expired.
Them Twinkies is nasty stuff . . . but i think you underestimated their shelf life . . . i believe it is correct to say that Twinkies have a shelf-life equivalent to the half-life of uranium . . .
