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WHY ISN'T THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE AT ABLE2KNOW?

 
 
Setanta
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 01:25 am
You don't need to panda to their low brow humor.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 01:27 am
@Setanta,
I can bear it if you can.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 01:48 am
Maybe we can bamboo-zle them.
Lordyaswas
 
  5  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 02:04 am
@Setanta,
Getting back to your original leaf post, I once found a massive crop of them on the beach near to my holiday campsite.
I found that when I picked them all and piled them into a heap, they were very comfortable to rest on.

Yes, there's nothing quite like sitting in the dock of the bay.
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Setanta
 
  3  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 02:09 am
May you be haunted by the ghost of Otis Redding.
roger
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 04:40 am
Not shiny now, are they?
FBM
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 04:49 am
@roger,
Were they blue suede? Did you take photos?
roger
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 05:00 am
@FBM,
Hey! It wasn't me that did it. I was way over on the junk food aisle.

Okay, junk food is all they got. Just saying. . . .
jespah
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 07:28 am
@roger,
Well, then it's properly labeled.

/restocks real fake fruit pies at register/
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Setanta
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 08:09 am
Mmmmm . . . Hostess Ho Hos . . .
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Lordyaswas
 
  4  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 08:49 am
<manages to push pile of crockery off and stands up>

Bugger! Some youngster just stamped on my foot and pushed me into this pile of coffee receptacles.

I think I've been mugged!
vonny
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 08:59 am
@Lordyaswas,
Come on Lordy, pull yourself together - no worse than the average rugby scrum.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 09:05 am
And I swear I saw a flying saucer!

Jespah's going to dock my pay again for this, isn't she. I did a 70 hour straight shift last week and ended up owing her 80 of those funny American notes.


How am I going to make sure that there is food on the table for Tiny Tim?

I blame globalisation.



And my clumsiness, maybe.
vonny
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 09:10 am
@Lordyaswas,
That wasn't a flying saucer, it was a rugby ball!

Not surprised Jespah's thinking of docking your pay - you spend all your time in the sports department playing games!!!
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 09:14 am
@vonny,
I know how I'll get in her good books again.



I'll re-stack that massive display of Moet Chandon Champers next to the Wines and Spirits section. Last time I saw it it looked too damned top heavy.


<strides off purposefully with step ladders>
vonny
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 09:17 am
@Lordyaswas,
What's the betting that you'll drink at least one bottle before the end of your shift ... you can't resist sampling the wares can you? Rolling Eyes And if you're in your cups - ha! The distant crash of a stack of bottles will echo round the store - oh woe is me - and woe is you once Jespah gets to hear of it!!!
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margo
 
  1  
Wed 12 Nov, 2014 12:32 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

May you be haunted by the ghost of Otis Redding.

That made me laugh!
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Setanta
 
  1  
Thu 13 Nov, 2014 01:53 am
'K . . . here in aisle two i find a can of "Manwich." What, women don't like sloppy joes? What the hell's that all about?

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Setanta
 
  1  
Thu 13 Nov, 2014 01:53 am
Hey Margo . . . here, have a sloppy joe . . . and one for the possum cat, too.
vonny
 
  1  
Thu 13 Nov, 2014 05:33 am
@Setanta,
Is a sloppy joe a big sweater or a sandwich?
 

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