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WHY ISN'T THERE A CONVENIENCE STORE AT ABLE2KNOW?

 
 
chai2
 
  2  
Fri 7 Nov, 2014 12:00 pm
Can I buy lottery tickets here?
imimpatientforanswer
 
  -2  
Sat 8 Nov, 2014 10:00 am
@chai2,
Not at mcdonalds
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OmSigDAVID
 
  0  
Sun 9 Nov, 2014 02:37 am

Can I get some .44 special with hollowpointed slugs ?
W - I - D - E CAVITIES, please.

Maybe a .45 caliber bore snake ?





David
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FBM
 
  6  
Sun 9 Nov, 2014 05:12 am
Slurpee incident. We need a clean-up on aisle 3.
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vonny
 
  1  
Sun 9 Nov, 2014 03:19 pm
Is there a home wares department?
roger
 
  1  
Sun 9 Nov, 2014 04:05 pm
@vonny,
Not since the beer cans came out with pull tabs.
vonny
 
  1  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:23 am
@roger,
Wow - have they finally been invented! Laughing
FBM
 
  1  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:26 am
@vonny,
Yeah, but about half of them snap off without opening the can. Can openers are over between the dog food and screwdrivers.
vonny
 
  1  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:31 am
@FBM,
Thanks - such a huge store!
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OmSigDAVID
 
  1  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:33 am

Excuse me: Where 's the gun oil ?





David
vonny
 
  2  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:34 am
@OmSigDAVID,
On the shelf next to the baby oil.
FBM
 
  4  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:38 am
@vonny,
If you oil a baby, will that make it stop squeaking? I don't have one. Just wondering.
FBM
 
  4  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:40 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Can I buy lottery tickets here?


Yeah, but I've never bought one that worked as advertized. I think they're all factory seconds or something.
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vonny
 
  2  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:43 am
@FBM,
It works on rusty hinges ... or is that WD40? Rolling Eyes
FBM
 
  2  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:47 am
@vonny,
Huh. I didn't even know that babies had hinges, much less that they could get rusty. I guess that answers that, eh?
vonny
 
  1  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:49 am
@FBM,
It just shows what I know about babies Embarrassed Cool
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OmSigDAVID
 
  1  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 04:52 am
@FBM,
FBM wrote:
Huh. I didn't even know that babies had hinges,
much less that they could get rusty. I guess that answers that, eh?
I guess thay coud inherit them (the iron ones). Right ?
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Setanta
 
  2  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 05:11 am
How many babies in a pint bottle of baby oil?
OmSigDAVID
 
  1  
Mon 10 Nov, 2014 05:18 am

How young is the oil ?
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