but weren't we just talking about how all of us girls stand and pee?
kicky you are just jealous at the role reversal... I stand and pee now you feel like you need to sit... it is ok give in to your feminine urges. I wont laugh I promis, maybe...
How DARE you impune my good standing as a real man! I WILL NEVER SIT DOWN TO PEE!
I'll buy every real man in the house a beer, it there are any.(I often sit down to pee)
kkc, so when you take a dump, everytime you need to pee you standup, turn around, pee and then sit down again? For me, it hard not to do two without one, so to speak.....
dyslexia wrote:I'll buy every real man in the house a beer, it there are any.(I often sit down to pee)
In the middle of the night, if I have to pee I sit. I am not going to "wake up" by aiming and I ain't gonna leave a mess to clean in the morning.... not into golden showers, oh no.
This is sad. So sad. The only exception to the rule is, like Bill pointed out, if you are doing both.
Cheer up kicky, one day you'll come to grips with true masculinity and realize the error of your ways
(And, I am smiling with you not at you
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Hey, I'm manly enough to admit I sometimes pee sitting down. You try dealing with waking up cellmates in a Mao-era Chinese prison.
errrr, you ain't gonna sit down on no Chinese toilet Cav, they're just a hole in the floor. Everyone hovers
BillW, are you saying that everything I saw in 'The Last Emperor' was a lie?
Was it at a MacDonald's where one finds the crispy Peking MacBurger
Still tring to find a picture - I know I have some at home....
That can't be right. When you're taking a dump, woudn't this toilet cause splashback?
That hardly looks like a burger, Peking or otherwise, BillW. At least they lined the garbage can with plastic, for those 'just in case' moments.
I think the only time I've taken a piss sitting down is when I was so hungover/sick I could barely walk.
Notice I didn't say "peed." That's not manly at all.
Oh yea, the only other time was when Cav sent me $50 to send him pictures of me doing so. Sicko.
Oh Man!!!! You guys are bad. Hey, if I was a guy, I would sit and pee and I would admit it too.
Of course I wouldn't sit in public restrooms, but I don't do that now.
I'm in the habit of wiping any toilet seat before I use it. I grab some toilet-paper, wipe and then sit. I'm not overly concerned who's been there before me because I'm more likely to get food poisoning than bacteria in a public/restaurant bathroom. Years ago I never used to be able to use any toilet other than my own. I have gone 10 hours on a plane without peeing. Now, as I get older, I will piss and **** wherever I please, I don't care. When I gotta go, I gotta go. I have never actually done it but I do believe I would soil myself if I had to (talk about skid marks!)
BTW, I tried the stand and pee thing and I destroyed my b/room - it went everywhere. Apparently I can't do it right!
Oh and I have taken my wireless (home) phone into the bathroom with me but only when its my parents calling since they talk for hours and usually call me when I am on the po. I don't have a cell but it brings a picture to my mind - what if the cell fell into the toilet (snicker)?
