Bathroom questions

1. crumple, I'm generally in a hurry when in the john

2. I don't do number two in public washrooms

3. I don't own a cell phone, but I have to agree, those people must be comitted to an insane asylum immediately. "Buy! Sell! How's the wife? <pfffft> Oh yeah, hey buddy, you should know just how good that dump felt. Ahh, that's the ticket."

1. I think I crumple, but never gave it much thought.

2. I usually squat - great to tone your thigh muscles.

3. Funny you mention that - the same thing happened to me this week at work. Some one was in the stall and talking away (I presume) on their cell phone. That is disgusting. The person on the other side has to hear everyone flushing and stuff. I agree beaten with a lead pipe is appropriate for such behavior. Why not go in the lobby or something?

I have a fourth question, ever read in the public bathroom? I do not even at home. In my opinion the toilet is not some where I want to spend any more time than necessary. I do know one woman where I used to work that used to bring the newspaper into the bathroom with her. Weird.

1. I hold the paper with my thumb and roll it around my hand. slide it off and i guess what i have in the end is folded.

2. if there is a paper seat cover I put it on the seat, and still squat over the seat. never sit on the toilet seat ewe.

3. when I am home I talk on the phone while i am peeing but not pooing, and I never talk on the phone in a public restroom.

Linkat, On that fourth question, I don't do it, but I can understand it. I had an uncle who used to buy and sell cars for a living. He used to call the bathroom his "office". He'd go in there and bring the "Swap Sheet" with him, checking for deals on cars that people were selling. It seemed kind of cool to me. Of course, I was about ten years old at the time.

i never read in any bathroom, I go in do my business, and leave I don't have time to spend reading on the crapper.

Interesting technique. I just crumple it up.

Cav, sometimes you just have no choice but to use the public toilets. How do you get around it if it's an emergency? I just did number two in my office bathroom, and I just didn't have time for that paper cover. I had to go sans paper, bare-assed on the bowl!

I have never done that before, but it felt so liberating!!!

Of course, these bathrooms are pretty clean. I would never EVER do that in some of the bar bathrooms I've seen.

I learned from my mommy. ummm... just crumpeling, and this is why it is known that men don't wipe as well as women.

Whattaya mean?!! I get just as much coverage and wiping power with my crumpling as you do with your special fold. Maybe even more!

I beg to differ. men are the known culprates of SKID marks... me and my special folding technique never have skid marks!

Hmm, I eat well and hold it. In a dire emergency, I weasel my way into an executive office where the terlets (to use Archie Bunker's term) are generally clean. However, I work from home, so it's not usually an issue.

Kicky, you know what is really liberating? This thread. Ahh....no politics, just things we all share in common.

Yes, it really is a beautiful thing, isn't it?

I have public bathroom anxiety... can't poop on a public toilet, I hold it until I get home...

Women have skidmarks too, or as I like to call them, bacon strips. I have seen proof of this with my own eyes!!!

not this woman.... never. I actually make shure I wipe with the dry tp then I use the wet wipes to make shure my tushie is squeeky clean. I guess I double wipe...

I'm with you there kicky....women think they don't leave skids, but I know they do.

Now, not necessarily skids from the nether regions, if they do wipe thoroughly, but skids of a different colour often come up....