I wash my laundry, I know if there are skid marks... am I a rarity? maybe I should hold classes on how to wipe your tushie!
Aimee, I do think you have excellent wiping technique, from what you've said. Maybe you could teach a class.
they aren't properly using sanitary protection...? is this what you are getting at?
ummm... she want's to have a threesome??
kicky it's just my way of flirting with you sommore
This post reminds me of the infamous 'toilet' episode of Seinfeld, where that woman can't spare a square for Elaine....
1. I always fold; for some reason, crumpling is just not acceptable to me..
2. There is no such thing as paper-toilet covers over here! Nowhere apart from the best hotels have them; well, the best hotels have velvet strips. I usually carry a thread and a needle around with me, in the case of emergencies; so, if I need the toilet during the day, I quickly stitch a cover for myself using the paper that's already there... instead of subjecting myself to... bacteria and residue..
3. No; never. I find that pervy and quite disgusting.
As for reading; if I'm reading something that I can't put down, I bring it everywhere...
dròm_et_rêve wrote:I usually carry a thread and a needle around with me, in the case of emergencies; so, if I need the toilet during the day, I quickly stitch a cover for myself using the paper that's already there... instead of subjecting myself to... bacteria and residue...[/i]
That sounds like a lot of work.
I used to like it when I was working at the Four Seasons hotel here in the kitchen. Decked out in chef gear, it was all "Hi, how ya doing" on my way to the best washrooms.
you wouldn't want to get any particles on your tushie dròm_et_rêve... need to mak a seat cover... that is very martha stewart.
hepatitis and pubic lice... don't want any crabs latching on to you.
Drom--
Linkat mentioned hovering--you just squat and don't let your butt touch the bowl--it is a tough move, but sometimes when you don't have any choice, it works. I have been in some of the most disgusting bathrooms in dive bars in New York, and I have been forced to use this technique.
I also wrap it around my hand where it ends up folded.
I always squat in a public rest room and never do #2.
I used a cell phone once in the rest room in a club, but that's because I had to call a cab and it was too loud in the club to hear anything, so do I still get the crap beat out of me?
It sounds difficult indeed; especially if you're in the toilet for a long period of time; but, if you can't wait, sometimes it's the best option.. personally, if I ended up in a dive, then I'd try to hold until the nearest decent place.. because, for some reason, after squat-sh*tting, it often seems as if one's not gone at all...
don't worry montana that is acceptable by me!!!
squat hovering is the only technique if you are a girl.
I have a bathroom question, have you ever been walked in on while going... the door doesn't have a lock. that happened to me at my exboyfriends house... his mother walked in on me. I am very private I hate my privacy being broken.... I was pissed, no pun intended.
Once or twice; since then, I've made sure to check the lock, and-- if it's not working and there's no other toilet-- to put something against the door, or-- more usually-- to slide something, so that the door's blocked, or so that one at least one has the time to draw one's knickers up...
if i am in a public rest room with no lock I tend to hold the door with one hand while trying to hover... vry hard being a girl.
Okay, here's another question, for the guys. Are there any of you out there who have been beaten down by this feminized culture so much that you actually sit down to pee? I have a cousin who does this. I think it goes against everything that being a real man is about.
