I love controversy!

Stupid people

I find you humorous most of the time, ci.

I find your many, many, many posts about putting various people (including me) on IGNORE...when it is obvious you read almost everything those supposedly ignored people post.

And I am almost in stitches that you think this sudden love of everything on your part is going to sell here.

I do love ya, though. You are after all, a fellow human being. And I am sorry we are not going to meet when you get to New York.

Oh...and I find damn near everything that is not sad...humorous.

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He


acquired his size from too much pi.


2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be


an optical Aleutian.


3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.


4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a


weapon of math disruption.


5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.


7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.


8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.


11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the


other, you stay here; I'll go on a head.


13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me..


14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'


15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When


hi s grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'no change yet.'


16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.


18. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a


seasoned veteran.


19. A backward poet writes inverse.


20. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

Sackly whut I wuz looking 4. Thx.

I've re-read the OP...and I strongly doubt that was exactly what you were looking for when you wrote it.

But truth does not seem to be a strong point with you.

(Do you find that humorous?)

Are you now a stalker, frank?

No, Edgar. Not in any way.

I am a reacting to a type of stalking from ci...of him calling me ignorant, stupid, uninformed...and such.

And I am enjoying my reaction more than I thought I would.

You and I have a deal...which you proposed. We are not going to rag on each other.

ci always has the option of withdrawing his charges of my stupidity...and this other stuff will cease.

By the way...read the OP. Do you honestly think that what you posted was what ci had in mind in a thread he titled, "I love controversy!"

I do not think so...not at all. And that is all I said. No stalking involved there.

Oddly enough, the stupidity of all you grown men behaving like a bunch of old women isn't funny at all.

So are you saying the answer to my question...



...is "NO"...as I do?

Why are you insulting old women, Chai?

Not to worry, edgar. I don't read over 90% of Frank's posts because I know what he's going to say before he says it! LOL

I'm not. Old women do what they're supposed to do. It's in their course of life, and for them it's acceptable, expected even.

You 3 are too young to be behaving like that, and you're the wrong gender.

You mentioned the "stupidity" of the three of us acting like old women.

That is, in my estimation, an insult to old women.

I am 78...much too old to be considered too young for anything.

Yes Frank, the stupidity lies in 3 men Acting like old women.

Not in old women.

And you're too old to not know a man acting like an old woman is stupid.

CI


FRANK


DITTO

Try changing , "Yes Frank, the stupidity lies in 3 men Acting like old women"...to..."Yes Frank, the stupidity lies in 3 men acting like assholes"...and you will see why I say you are insulting old women.

But enough for now.