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Mame
 
Reply Tue 15 Nov, 2022 12:27 am
Jack Handey:

When you go into a job interview, I think a good to ask is if they ever press charges.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why, I guess, several of us died of tuberculosis.

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people like I am now.

Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

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Agent Smith
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2022 01:55 am
@Mame,
Eddie Izzard wrote:
It wasn't me! I was dead! I was on the moon!


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