Vladimir Putin, Queen Elizabeth, and Barack Obama all died and went to Hell together.
They noticed a bright red phone on the reception desk and asked what it was there for.
The Devil told them it was for calling back to Earth.
Putin asked to call Russia. He spoke for five minutes. When he finished, the Devil said the cost of the call was $1,000,000. Putin wrote him a check.
Queen Elizabeth called England and talked for half an hour. The Devil said she owed $6,000,000. She, too, wrote a check.
Then Obama got his turn and talked for four hours. The Devil said he owed $5.
Putin heard this and went ballistic. He asked why Obama got to call home so cheaply.
The Devil smiled and replied ...
"Since Trump took over, the country's gone to Hell. Now it's a local call."