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The A2K Melee II

 
 
Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 12:57 pm
<Donald Trump struts onto the A2K playground, an angry sneer carved into his face, his bulbous pumpkin-like head swaying with his steps. He holds a novelty bat in his right hand. It looks regular-sized. His left arm cradles a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.>

Who wants a piece o' me, losers!
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Type: Discussion • Score: 11 • Views: 982 • Replies: 28

 
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 12:59 pm
/brings a subpoena/

Hey kickster, how ya been?
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 01:01 pm
@jespah,
I don't know any kickycan!

<begins beating Jespah with a drumstick>
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 01:02 pm
@kickycan,
Kickster. Sounds like a goddammed immigrant.
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 01:13 pm
@kickycan,
<after beating Jespah repeatedly, stomps around trying to corner more vicims>

King Kong ain't got nothin' on me! Come on, maggots!!!
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 01:33 pm
@kickycan,
Simon Brodkin.



For anyone who wants to know how he did it here's a longer version.



As this is all about Nazi symbolism I think it's important to point out that Brodkin is Jewish, and he doesn't use the swastika lightly.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 01:37 pm
@kickycan,

well look what the cat dragged in...
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 01:53 pm
@kickycan,
I ain't a-skeered of you, varmint!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 01:54 pm
@kickycan,
kickycan wrote:

Who wants a piece o' me, losers!

Can I bring some toys into the game?
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:13 pm
@izzythepush,
<pushes izzythepush into the thorny bushes at the edge of the playground and laughs as izzy screams in pain>
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:23 pm
<Looks out window, closes blinds.>
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:23 pm
@kickycan,
Ow!

/brings a strychnine-laced cake/

Hungry?
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:26 pm
@Region Philbis,
<stomps Region's head, laughing even more maniacally>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:29 pm
@McGentrix,
<Throws a rock through McG's window>
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:30 pm
@tsarstepan,
Toys are for LOSERS!

<smashes tonka truck in Tsarstepan's face, laughing even MORE maniacally>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:31 pm
@jespah,
<suspiciously takes a bite of cake>

The cake at Mara Lago is much better! This is low-grade dog---

Aaak...AAAACCHHHH...
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:40 pm
@kickycan,
<Celebrating Trump sharing the Earth's resources with me!>
Thank you Donald!
<Looks for a frame...>
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neptuneblue
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 04:07 pm
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/2224/160447-58113-pink-power-ranger.jpg
Comes a'running from a far, far away place.

Hey you, YOU! Leave these people alone!

*Karate kicks bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to the ground
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 06:52 pm
<waking up on the ground with cake frosting smeared all over his face>

Damn it, that's the second time this week somebody's tried to poison me with a cake.

Luckily I've built up a tolerance from the countless attempted-poisonings I've endured from my wives and children over the years.

<feels the air move as a karate kick barely misses his giant pumpkin-like head. He turns and notices neptuneblue. More importantly, he notices his bucket of chicken scattered all over the sandbox>

Oh, that will not do at all, neptunepoo!

<lifts a fat flabby arm and snaps fingers>Fat Willie! CHICKEN ME!

<William Barr immediately materializes before him, holding two more full buckets of chicken. Trump grabs them both and snaps his fingers again. Barr disappears and Trump heads toward Neptuneblue doing what he thinks are the best karate kicks ever.>

You think you know karate? No one knows karate like I do, Be-LIEVE me! I know karate better than, like, great Karate people! Hee-YAH! Hoo-HA! Haaii-KARATE! Bing Bong Bing!...

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Oct, 2019 07:39 pm
@kickycan,
Here Kicky Kicky!

https://imgur.com/19P6IX3.jpg
I found a hole ... perfectly in your shape. It was made for you! Enter it. Own it. Let it consume you. Never leave its embrace. Nothing bad will happen to you if you merge with it and become one with it.


I swear!

Twisted Evil
 

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