<Donald Trump struts onto the A2K playground, an angry sneer carved into his face, his bulbous pumpkin-like head swaying with his steps. He holds a novelty bat in his right hand. It looks regular-sized. His left arm cradles a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.>
<smashes tonka truck in Tsarstepan's face, laughing even MORE maniacally>
Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:31 pm
<suspiciously takes a bite of cake>
The cake at Mara Lago is much better! This is low-grade dog---
Thu 31 Oct, 2019 03:40 pm
<Celebrating Trump sharing the Earth's resources with me!>
Thank you Donald!
<Looks for a frame...>
Thu 31 Oct, 2019 04:07 pm
Comes a'running from a far, far away place.
Hey you, YOU! Leave these people alone!
*Karate kicks bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to the ground
Thu 31 Oct, 2019 06:52 pm
<waking up on the ground with cake frosting smeared all over his face>
Damn it, that's the second time this week somebody's tried to poison me with a cake.
Luckily I've built up a tolerance from the countless attempted-poisonings I've endured from my wives and children over the years.
<feels the air move as a karate kick barely misses his giant pumpkin-like head. He turns and notices neptuneblue. More importantly, he notices his bucket of chicken scattered all over the sandbox>
Oh, that will not do at all, neptunepoo!
<lifts a fat flabby arm and snaps fingers>Fat Willie! CHICKEN ME!
<William Barr immediately materializes before him, holding two more full buckets of chicken. Trump grabs them both and snaps his fingers again. Barr disappears and Trump heads toward Neptuneblue doing what he thinks are the best karate kicks ever.>
You think you know karate? No one knows karate like I do, Be-LIEVE me! I know karate better than, like, great Karate people! Hee-YAH! Hoo-HA! Haaii-KARATE! Bing Bong Bing!...
I found a hole ... perfectly in your shape. It was made for you! Enter it. Own it. Let it consume you. Never leave its embrace. Nothing bad will happen to you if you merge with it and become one with it.