Knock knock. Who's there? Laughter. Laughter who?

hints...?

orange you grad it weren't banana...

I told her that joke! She didn't even crack a smile.

She's a tough case.....

That's a pretty good mission, boomerang.

Good for you!

But sorry, at this time I don't know even one joke which a 7 year old would find amusing. But I will look around & see what I can find!

Good luck with your mission!

every kid is unique.

you gotta find out how it ticks, before you can tock...

have fun,

and good luck.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.


Why can't the bicycle stand on it's own?

Because it's two tired.


What do you call a giant with lemons in his ears?

Anything you want, he can't hear you.


What side of a bird has the most feathers?

The outside!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time out, elephant! (That's Yaya's version, the real version is "time to get a new fence")


My girls love tongue-twisters right now, especially when an adult "can't" get it right.

One that some people find odd, but some quirky people laugh at:

What's the most dangerous animal in the jungle?

A duck with a flame thrower.

This is liable to make you laugh more than her, but in the Knock Knock joke vein you may want to try:

"Hey, I got a good knock knock joke. You start it."

"Knock knock."

{SILENCE}

Better yet, ask her if she ever ate cow milk or chicken eggs, and while you do so, make a face that expresses disgust.

Chances are pretty good she will protest that she has never done such a disgusting thing.

Once you explain the "joke" she may not laugh hysterically, but she will be hel bent on trying it out with her friends (Just like the knock knock joke above).

What's better, a belly laugh from your joke or the satifaction of knowing that she will feel wonderful pulling a joke on her friends?

If you just want to make her laugh, act like a complete idiot.

No joke is needed.

Something must be done before she turns into a humorless grown up. I'll come up with some zingers later

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum.

damn, that was gonna be suggestion

1. What to give a sick pig?
Oinkment

2.Easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Cowculator

3.What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers

4. A pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake

5. Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine

My nine year old daughter laughs at the Captain Underpants books (a lot of toilet humor):



(I had to think a long time about that one. Then I realized "Olive Toop Who" sounds like you are saying "I love to poo." Captain Underpants is not in the same literary category as Shakespeare.)

The following must be done with pirate voices

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Aaarrrrrrgghh!!


What's a pirate's favorite vowel?

Aaayyyeeee!!

These are great! Thank you!

I'm going to try them out on Mo.

The Olive Toop one cracked me up so I'm thinking any seven year old would love it.

I think children love body jokes, but I don't have any good ones.

I already posted this one, it's cracked up some 7-year-olds and left some cold, seems to be kinda binary.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

<confused> Interrup...?

<interrupting> MOOO!

Lots of oldies but goodies here from Lambchop and Shari

Don't have any jokes to offer, but I'm curious about the girl.

I'm not trying to be a buzz kill here on the joke list, but I'm seriously wondering about the girls feelings about all this?

Why is it do you think she doesn't laugh?

Why is it so important to you to make her laugh? Especially to the point of telling her you're not going go stop until she does?

Is she maybe just a serious minded child? You said she wasn't unhappy.

When you tell her the jokes and she doesn't laugh, what is her response?
Does it seem like she's trying not to laugh, like she's making it a game with you?

Or, does it appear she really doesn't find your jokes funny?

Does she like you? Does it seem she takes your jokes good naturedly, or does she maybe give any signs that you'd just as soon stop all this?

I know, I know, I know you're good with kids boomerang, and I can't see the girl, nor do I know anything about her.

Maybe though, she's just not the laughing kind.
I know adults like that, who are happy, but just don't joke or laugh much.


Not to say this is the situation at all, but when I was about her age a friend of my parents would call me by my sisters name whenever he saw me. He knew my name, it wasn't like he was forgetting. I corrected him each time, and I knew he really knew my real name.

He thought he was just joking with me, and I guess he was waiting for the day I'd laugh about it with him.

The truth was, I hated his ******* guts for doing this to me. Finally, one day when we were not near anyone else and he started his "joke", I told him I hated him.