If I was Bush, I would...

Letty:

How about this Bruce Cockburn ditty?



Padded with power here they come
International loan sharks backed by the guns
Of market hungry military profiteers
Whose word is a swamp and whose brow is smeared
With the blood of the poor

Who rob life of its quality
Who render rage a necessity
By turning countries into labour camps
Modern slavers in drag as champions of freedom

Sinister cynical instrument
Who makes the gun into a sacrament --
The only response to the deification
Of tyranny by so-called "developed" nations'
Idolatry of ideology

North South East West
Kill the best and buy the rest
It's just spend a buck to make a buck
You don't really give a flying ****
About the people in misery

IMF dirty MF
Takes away everything it can get
Always making certain that there's one thing left
Keep them on the hook with insupportable debt

See the paid-off local bottom feeders
Passing themselves off as leaders
Kiss the ladies shake hands with the fellows
Open for business like a cheap bordello

And they call it democracy
And they call it democracy
And they call it democracy
And they call it democracy

See the loaded eyes of the children too
Trying to make the best of it the way kids do
One day you're going to rise from your habitual feast
To find yourself staring down the throat of the beast
They call the revolution

IMF dirty MF
Takes away everything it can get
Always making certain that there's one thing left
Keep them on the hook with insupportable debt

BBB,

Can I be Secretary of Interior? Pleeeeeeease? I'd get the oil, mineral and lumber industries out of the Narional Parks, forests and Wildlife Refuges.

I'd also have a chance to clear up "White Tape" (a term used by Native Americans to discribe what white people call "Red Tape, often used in reference to bureaucratic policies and proceedures of within BIA). As Secretary for Bureau of Indian Affairs, I'd sign up Sam. Trust me, she'd get them cutting through that "White tape" and get things done
!

She say's "Maybe I can hold two posts. That and the Secretary of Energy. You know, wind, solar and geothermal energy. I'd have the power to crack through the automotive industry to find out what they've hidden and force them to release to release anything they've been hiding. Same with the oil companies."

Howaaaaaaaaaah!

bill

My closet is your closet.

Okay Bill...water is coming out of my nose now. This is why we love you. Never did I think you put me in that camp....feel free to roam blatham's closet.

Infowarrior, Sorry buddy, it's too long. (although the lyrics are fantastic)

The attention span of "Joe Public" (grrrrrrrrr) is limited.

When you vote, vote for GWB
A man you can trust to get justice.
When you vote, remember vote democratic,
And Kerry's automatically your man.

Oops! Wouldn't that be typical if Bush penned the song himself?

Now if Kerry would just break into a grin once in a while.

Once in a while,
Will you think of just giving your vote to me,
Though someone else may be,
Nearer your heart.

Thanks Blatham,
I'll remember that if I ever take you up on one of your many invitations to the "Blue Oyster".

My name is Kerry, I have great hair
cost a grand, but it don't need Nair.
Aerosals are bad for the air,
When it comes to ecology....Bush don't give a care!!!!

You know why I was picked,
My name is George Bush,
mess with me an I'll paddle your tush.
If you want some ass kicked,
no matter what for,
Just vote me back in, in 2004

We'll have a bankable musical any time now.

Cheney, can't ya hear me yellin'
I don't know what truth I'm tellin'
Cheney!!

<Bush runs around tortured amidst much rain>

Cheney: You can always depend on the kindness of strangers....

Bush: Okay, now I'm really confused.

That had already been suggested. Has no one clicked on my link?

Come on Scoates... Would you really be happy to see Cheney take the oath?

Occom Bill
Once again I disagree with Occom Bill (I hear jaws dropping in surprise) and offer a different solution than more of the same macho Bush method from Bill.

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=24651&highlight=

BBB

President Bush is like a guy who is driving in circles but too proud to ask for directions. I think it's time for him to admit he's lost and get some help.

I'm not just suggesting Klingon rituals. I'm suggesting Klingon government.

BBB urges everyone to read the following
BBB urges everyone to read the following thread:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=688574#688574

I don't know BBB. I'm still pretty shocked you disagree with me. :wink:

I don't know SCoates. Klingon chicks don't seem very attractive. :wink:

DO you see a need to be attracted to politicians in the first place?