@izzythepush,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
glitterbag wrote:What am I? Annoyed is my first reaction.
Boiling down the views of members to two categories is simplistic. . . .
The Contemplative Sentry
By W. S. Gilbert
When all night long a chap remains
On sentry-go, to chase monotony
He exercises of his brains,
That is, assuming that he's got any,
Though never nurtured in the lap
Of luxury, yet I admonish you,
I am an intellectual chap,
And think of things that would astonish you.
I often think it's comical
How Nature always does contrive
That every boy and every gal
That's born into the world alive
Is either a little Liberal,
Or else a little Conservative!
Fal lal la!
When in that house M.P.'s divide,
If they've a brain and cerebellum, too.
They're got to leave that brain outside.
And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.
But then the prospect of a lot
Of statesmen, all in close proximity.
A-thinking for themselves, is what
No man can face with equanimity.
Then let's rejoice with loud Fal lal
That Nature wisely does contrive
That every boy and every gal
That's born into the world alive,
Is either a little Liberal,
Or else a little Conservative!
Fal lal la!
izzythepush wrote:That was written when the Liberal and Conservative parties were the two parties that ran government, notably before the Labour Party had much in the way of representation. Now the Liberals are the third party and they are in coalition with the Conservatives. There's plenty of MPs sitting on the opposition benches who are neither Liberal nor Conservative.
Conservatism has to do with
rigid accuracy.
Liberalism has to do with
deviation from a designated criterion.
(In America, politically, that criterion is the Supreme Law of the Land.)
For instance, my fonetic spelling is a liberal deviation
from the paradime (not paradigm) of English spelling,
based upon considerations of logic and efficiency.
If u have paid me in compliance with a contract
and then I render u 93% of the assets that I contracted to give u,
asserting: "that 's close enuf", then such is a liberal distortion
of our contract executed to enrich me at your expense.
If u have paid me in compliance with our contract
and then I render u 76% of the assets that I contracted to give u,
asserting: "that 's close enuf", then the result is a
MORE LIBERAL
distortion of our contract.
If u have paid me in compliance with a contract
and then I render u 33% of the assets that I contracted to give u,
asserting: "that 's close enuf", then such is a progressively
even MORE LIBERAL distortion of our contract.
IF I just take the money and run,
then that is a
radical ("from the root") interpretation of our contract.
If guests arrive at a formal affair, e.g. a wedding, in evening attire
thay r being conservative, in accord with the applicable paradime of dress.
If some of them arrive wearing tuxedos with
red canvas sneakers,
then thay r being liberal qua deviation from the applicable standard of dress.
If some of them arrive naked, then thay r
radically rejecting the paradime.
If among poker players, one rakes in the pot, alleging that he has
a flush (with 4 clubs and a spade in his hand), then he is being
LIBERAL
qua the rules of poker.
If among poker players, one rakes in the pot, alleging that he has
a flush (with 3 clubs and 2 spades), then he is being
more LIBERAL
qua the rules of poker.
If among poker players, one rakes in the pot, alleging that he has
a flush (with 2 clubs, 2 spades and a
diamond), then he is being even
MORE LIBERAL
qua the rules of poker; i.e., liberalism is cheating.
(Of course, the liberals will be killed.)