What Food Do Construction Workers Eat?

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Is there a special diet that Construction Workers follow? What about handsome Bobcat drivers? Do they eat the same food? What do you think they all drink?

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[+3] - Roberta - 01/17/2014My grandpa was a construction worker for over fifty years. What did he eat? Whatever my grandma cooked for him. Oatmeal for breakfast. A hearty samwich for lunch. Chicken soup. chopped lived, and...
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@Lordyaswas,

They drink Diet Coke Wink

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@jcboy,

Wow! Do you think a Bobcat driver would be impressed if I waved a can of diet coke at him from a safe distance?

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@Lordyaswas,

The bobcat drivers sit on their rear ends all day, they probably drink regular Coke Cool

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@jcboy,

Not all bobcat drivers.

In my dreams, they can do this......

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AND they put that horrible Ciley Mirus in her place.....

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What Food Do Construction Workers Eat?

Shepherd's pie?

Ploughman's lunch?

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Anywhere you can make your own sammich.

Which reminds me - gift ideas? Go to Build-a-Bear.

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@Lordyaswas,

jcb / jcboy

coincidence?

I think not

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@Lordyaswas,

You will find the diet varies substantially according to the type and color of hardhat which the worker is wearing.

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@Sturgis,

Colour coded, eh?

Bright green denotes Vegetarian? That sort of thing?

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@Lordyaswas,

Definitely.

You'd never see a white hatted worker knocking back a light beer or umbrella drink.

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@Sturgis,

Well, the hunky bobcat driver who occasionally waves at me from a great distance, seems to prefer wearing a bright red hard hat.

Either that, or he's bald and got bad sunburn. It's so far away I can't really tell.

What is a red hat? Steak? Tomato fetish?

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@Lordyaswas,

He is definitely into pork products, you know such as sausage and kielbasa. Not one to eschew veggies he also likes a good thick cucumber...(which I understand is actually a fruit). For drinking he will be found drinking chocolately Yoo-hoo straight from the bottle, no straw.

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@Lordyaswas,

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Is there a special diet that Construction Workers follow? What about handsome Bobcat drivers? Do they eat the same food? What do you think they all drink?

Vegan cucumber sandwiches on gluten free bread and wheat-grass smoothies.

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Western breakfast.

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@roger,

In my region, as part of "construction worker's breakfast" (Maurerfrühstück), there has always to be a roll with "construction worker's jam" (spiced ground pork, "Mettbrötchen") and a bottle of beer as aside. Plus a tabloid.

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Taco truck food - back in my old environs.

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Just an aside.....does anyone else, after reading a Sturgis post when he's on form, find themselves still chuckling half an hour later?

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@Lordyaswas,

Sure. Man is good at descriptions..

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