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What Food Do Construction Workers Eat?

 
 
Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 02:11 am
My grandpa was a construction worker for over fifty years. What did he eat? Whatever my grandma cooked for him. Oatmeal for breakfast. A hearty samwich for lunch. Chicken soup. chopped lived, and brisket for dinner.

The question sort of suggests that all construction workers eat the same things. Therefore, we have to assume that they are all kosher. No PORK!
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 02:47 am
@Roberta,
But this cannot be!

Yesterday, after hiding on the construction site for twelve hours, I finally caught a glimpse of handsome bobcat driver through my binoculars. I waved and he showed me his bratwurst!

I'm sure it was a bratwurst....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 02:51 am
@Roberta,
But wait - tacos and burritos oft have pork. Got to to say, some taco trucks are really good. But also mariscos...






Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 03:05 am
@ossobuco,
Lordy, Bratwurst, schmatwurst. It was a Hebrew National frankfurter. You may be good at spotting handsome bobcot drivers, but you're not so hot with hot dog spotting.

osso, Taco schmaco and burrito schmurito. They were very crispy kreplach.



Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 08:05 am
@Roberta,
Funny you brought that up. I used to go out with an exotic dancer named Krispy Kreplach. She had nice buns but she often got passed-over for parts on the chorus line.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 08:47 am
@jcboy,
jcboy wrote:

They drink Diet Coke Wink

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXM9ATC5_4[/youtube]


Is it hot in here, or is it just me. Thud. Shocked Embarrassed Drunk
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 03:55 pm
Has the German Sausage arrived yet?
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Equestrianforlife7xo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:15 pm
Well, aren't you something. You're a riot.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:19 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

Just an aside.....does anyone else, after reading a Sturgis post when he's on form, find themselves still chuckling half an hour later?



I do, and in fact I laugh after reading you. Hiding behind a chair made me laugh out loud. There are now 3 threads about construction workers, well if I count this one that would be 4.

Equestrianforlife7xo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:24 pm
@glitterbag,
I commented on this, I didn't create this thread. What are you talking about 4? Or are you talking to him, not myself? Oops. I am so fatigued.
Equestrianforlife7xo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:27 pm
They also drink Dunkin donuts coffee/beverages. Saw cups thrown all over the place.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:36 pm
@Equestrianforlife7xo,
I know you didn't create this thread, it's too much fun combined with no exasperation. Shouldn't you be planning for your rendezvous, you don't have time for this.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:43 pm
@Equestrianforlife7xo,
Equestrianforlife7xo wrote:

I commented on this, I didn't create this thread. What are you talking about 4? Or are you talking to him, not myself? Oops. I am so fatigued.


Him? Who's that? Something the cat dragged in?

For several weeks now, I have been sounding more and more like my mother.


WILL YOU CLOSE THAT BLOODY DOOR!

Now, where did I leave my knitting?
Equestrianforlife7xo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:44 pm
@glitterbag,
Unfortunately didn't create this thread.
Rendezvous? I actually had to look that up. Goes to show how much I know. 😳
Equestrianforlife7xo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:46 pm
@Lordyaswas,
I am confused...
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:48 pm
@Equestrianforlife7xo,
That's why I started this thread. If you really get to know what a construction worker eats, all things will become clear.
Equestrianforlife7xo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:51 pm
@Lordyaswas,
That's great of you. Oh, might as well add beer cans before anybody else does. 😚
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:58 pm
You're welcome, ponygirl. You may now leave the temple.

Well, it's 11pm here in wet and windy London, and I'm off to beddybyes.

Nighty night all.

Equestrianforlife7xo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 04:58 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Sounding more like your mother.. Hmm. It would matter most based on how old you are. May I ask how old you are?
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Equestrianforlife7xo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 05:00 pm
You also may want to add "Construction worker lingo" that would be of help, too.
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