Why do all Americans wear cowboy hats?

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There are other forms of headgear available you know.

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[+6] - edgarblythe - 10/04/2013We don't all wear cowboy hats. I for instance usually wear one of these [img]https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSOhGvOp97oIhki7zYS_tGaavnhQdy3K6jghNfij-bYjWSQLk8[/img]
[+5] - tsarstepan - 10/04/2013Answer me this then? Why do Brits wear black rhino pubic hair hats such as this? [img]http://www.occupyforanimals.org/uploads/7/7/3/5/7735203/1161500_orig.jpg[/img] ;)
[+5] - izzythepush - 10/04/2013That's not a hat. He's proof we're leading the field in hair restorer.
[+4] - Setanta - 10/04/2013I don't wear no steenking hats . . . even when i was in the army, they had a hard time getting me to wear a hat every day.
[+4] - farmerman - 10/08/2013In America we even have out livestock wear hats. This is a Belgian Hat [img] http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Oolong_the_Rabbit's_last_performance_(2003).jpg...
[+3] - izzythepush - 10/05/2013There is no mention of Pedro Cowboyhat on Wikipedia, Youtube, or anywhere else of the internet. It's fairly obvious why that is. Racism.
[+3] - TheSubliminalKid - 10/05/2013[quote="roger"] I got a Stetson. It's a fedora. [/quote] [IMG]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/043/ddb.png[/IMG]

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We don't all wear cowboy hats. I for instance usually wear one of these

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSOhGvOp97oIhki7zYS_tGaavnhQdy3K6jghNfij-bYjWSQLk8

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I don't wear no steenking hats . . . even when i was in the army, they had a hard time getting me to wear a hat every day.

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@izzythepush,

Most of the cowboy hats I see are worn by mexicans.

They get pretty pricey too, and some are really nice.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/221/504694877_70c6cd8e0d.jpg

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@chai2,

That isn't surprising. Cowboy hats are Mexican. They were invented in Mexico.

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@chai2,

You're not fooling me, I majored in stereotypical headgear. Clearly that man is not Mexican, he's not wearing a sombrero.

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@izzythepush,

Yes, he is.

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@izzythepush,

Answer me this then? Why do Brits wear black rhino pubic hair hats such as this?

http://www.occupyforanimals.org/uploads/7/7/3/5/7735203/1161500_orig.jpg

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@tsarstepan,

That's not a hat. He's proof we're leading the field in hair restorer.

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You can't beat the traditional topper!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01159/portal-graphics-20_1159125a.jpg

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@tsarstepan,

ok, you made me laugh

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

That's not a hat. He's proof we're leading the field in hair restorer.

I need to move to England then... that's what you're telling me here, right?

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I think they're all copying the Dys -

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/ossobuco/Coppolasa2k-2255.jpg

He wore Stetsons from a good shop. I don't remember that one (was it really that blue?), but Diane will.

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@tsarstepan,

Or stay in the States and grow feathers!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/5/16/1337184772997/Aztec-in-elaborate-headdr-008.jpg

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@tsarstepan,

Did you lose your hair in the service of Her Majesty?

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@ossobuco,

This is more like it. I've the photos somewhere, no blue hat. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

One I edited out for obvious reasons, but shows the real hat and real Dys -

That was in the afternoon, and after we left (Bernie and Lola showed up too) a batch of us went up the street to infest City Books with our nosy selves.

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@maxdancona,

maxdancona wrote:

That isn't surprising. Cowboy hats are Mexican. They were invented in Mexico.

John Stetson was Mexican?

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@chai2,

No, but Pedro Cowboyhat was.

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@izzythepush,

Who is that?

Please don't answer me with you tube, just tell me.

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@ossobuco,

He was a famous Mexican milliner who, along with his partner Bernardo Bossoftheplains, changed the face of headgear across the Globe.

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