Why do all Americans wear cowboy hats?

@chai2,

No, I don't get what you wanted me to watch.

give me a clue - a link?

No, I'm not jerking your chain.

I am beginning to wonder.

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@chai2,

ah, we cross posted.

Well, that's fitting.

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I've been wearing cowboy hats for years and years. It's the best rain gear ever invented. If the brim is wide enough, there's no need for an umbrella. High heeled Western riding boots as well, but for different reasons.

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I don't wear hats. They make my head sweat. But if I was gonna wear a hat, it wouldn't be a cowboy hat. I ain't no steenkin' cowboy.

Dys was wearing a Stetson when he, Diane, and I had lunch at a local dive. He was the only one in the jernt with a cowboy hat. So maybe it's all Americans except New Yorkers. Dunno.

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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

izzythepush wrote:

No, but Pedro Cowboyhat was.

Here, watch this osso...

Gee izzy, is he related to Aloysius Asshat?

Now you're being silly.

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@ossobuco,

There is no mention of Pedro Cowboyhat on Wikipedia, Youtube, or anywhere else of the internet. It's fairly obvious why that is. Racism.

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@izzythepush,

I've known two American Indians with the last name of Cowboy. Probably racist too.

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@roger,

I'm sure you're right, you always are.

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@roger,

roger wrote:

I got a Stetson. It's a fedora.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/043/ddb.png

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

There is no mention of Pedro Cowboyhat on Wikipedia, Youtube, or anywhere else of the internet. It's fairly obvious why that is. Racism.

Holy ****, don't get her started again.

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@roger,

roger wrote:

I've known two American Indians with the last name of Cowboy. Probably racist too.

I knew a brother and sister, of the Mikasuki tribe, who here named Happy and Doc.

Don't know if they had 5 brothers & sisters named Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful and Dopey.

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

I'm sure you're right, you always are.

Not always. Maybe it wasn't you who dragged that racist,Pedro Cowboyhat, into the thread.

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@vonny,

He looks like my neighbour Olaf, who is the lead guitarist in the local all weather Mariachi band.

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@Lordyaswas,

How about this one? A mortarboard lends an air of gravitas perhaps???

http://images.wisegeek.com/graduating-student.jpg

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Nope. My son got one of those and it cost me an absolute fortune. Every time I see one my buttocks instinctively clench and I subconsciously feel for my wallet.

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@Lordyaswas,

Reminds me all too much of school! Our headmistress, in sensible tweeds, topped by a mortarboard and gown - still makes me shudder!

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@vonny,

Same as my Headmaster. He walked around in full regalia all day, looking like Batman, and always smelt of whisky.
One memorable assembly saw him sweep in unsteadily, place his notes on the lectern, lean on the thing for balance and do a quite expert swallow dive into the first formers at the front.

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