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Why do all Americans wear cowboy hats?

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 4 Oct, 2013 06:48 pm
@chai2,
No, I don't get what you wanted me to watch.

give me a clue - a link?

No, I'm not jerking your chain.



I am beginning to wonder.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 4 Oct, 2013 07:02 pm
@chai2,
ah, we cross posted.

Well, that's fitting.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 4 Oct, 2013 09:45 pm
I've been wearing cowboy hats for years and years. It's the best rain gear ever invented. If the brim is wide enough, there's no need for an umbrella. High heeled Western riding boots as well, but for different reasons.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 12:08 am
I don't wear hats. They make my head sweat. But if I was gonna wear a hat, it wouldn't be a cowboy hat. I ain't no steenkin' cowboy.

Dys was wearing a Stetson when he, Diane, and I had lunch at a local dive. He was the only one in the jernt with a cowboy hat. So maybe it's all Americans except New Yorkers. Dunno.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 01:35 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

izzythepush wrote:

No, but Pedro Cowboyhat was.


Here, watch this osso...




Gee izzy, is he related to Aloysius Asshat?


Now you're being silly.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 01:42 am
@ossobuco,
There is no mention of Pedro Cowboyhat on Wikipedia, Youtube, or anywhere else of the internet. It's fairly obvious why that is. Racism.
roger
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:00 am
@izzythepush,
I've known two American Indians with the last name of Cowboy. Probably racist too.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 04:10 am
@roger,
I'm sure you're right, you always are.
TheSubliminalKid
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 04:45 am
@roger,
roger wrote:

I got a Stetson. It's a fedora.


http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/043/ddb.png
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chai2
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 08:40 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

There is no mention of Pedro Cowboyhat on Wikipedia, Youtube, or anywhere else of the internet. It's fairly obvious why that is. Racism.


Holy ****, don't get her started again.
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chai2
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 08:43 am
@roger,
roger wrote:

I've known two American Indians with the last name of Cowboy. Probably racist too.


I knew a brother and sister, of the Mikasuki tribe, who here named Happy and Doc.

Don't know if they had 5 brothers & sisters named Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful and Dopey.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 12:44 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

I'm sure you're right, you always are.


Not always. Maybe it wasn't you who dragged that racist,Pedro Cowboyhat, into the thread.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 01:24 pm
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4405345922_bc8472317f_o.jpg
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vonny
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 01:39 pm
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HHhZDpifvVQ/TQUBKQjzRXI/AAAAAAAAAe0/0TcRF-N13IQ/s1600/Hats55%2BUmbrella%2BHat.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:22 pm
@vonny,
He looks like my neighbour Olaf, who is the lead guitarist in the local all weather Mariachi band.
vonny
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:25 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Laughing

How about this one? A mortarboard lends an air of gravitas perhaps???

http://images.wisegeek.com/graduating-student.jpg
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:32 pm
Nope. My son got one of those and it cost me an absolute fortune. Every time I see one my buttocks instinctively clench and I subconsciously feel for my wallet.
vonny
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:40 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Reminds me all too much of school! Our headmistress, in sensible tweeds, topped by a mortarboard and gown - still makes me shudder!
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:44 pm
@vonny,
Same as my Headmaster. He walked around in full regalia all day, looking like Batman, and always smelt of whisky.
One memorable assembly saw him sweep in unsteadily, place his notes on the lectern, lean on the thing for balance and do a quite expert swallow dive into the first formers at the front.
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vonny
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:44 pm
http://www.rentcafe.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/DIY-confusion-1.jpg
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