merkin
solipsister wrote:A merkin is too too incensing when one means to say American. How utterly ineffable.
Years ago, when I was a librarian in Kansas City, I worked at the information desk where people could call in for definitions of words, spelling, etc. A very deaf woman called one day to ask the meaning of the word "merkin." I looked it up in the OED and read that it meant "artificial pubic hair." I tried to convey this to the woman, and by the time I was finished, I was shouting "ARTIFICIAL PUBIC HAIR" across the lobby of the library.