Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:08 pm
http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/Christianity.jpg
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Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:11 pm
http://www.yahweh.com/images/yahshua/JCcombo.jpg
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Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:13 pm
and of course atheism is a strange religion too:

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/2741935_f520.jpg
Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:26 pm
http://mallujokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jesus-joke.jpg
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:27 pm
Quote:
Quehon posted:

http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/Christianity.jpg

Hey if that's from an atheist website it's half right, so atheists are not as dumb as they make out..Smile

Right- telepathically mind-melding with Jesus locks us onto him so that when our bodies die our souls automatically home in on him.
Right- getting him into our head flushes out any spiritual and moral pollution that's in there.
Right- God used DNA from Adam's rib to make a girfriend for him.

Wrong- Jesus wan't his own father.
Wrong- he doesn't want to "master" us, he said he wants us to be his pals.
Wrong- no christian believes in talking snakes, that was just a symbol for Satan.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:43 pm
@RexRed,
It's an absolute imperative Rex that gas prices in the US are 1/4 what they are in Europe. It doesn't matter how it is done.

Although it is getting confusing it seems to me. The US, Iran and Syria in an alliance to fight ISIS and its Saudi backers.

Why are you exploiting all those deaths in order to smooth your anti-Christian stance. There are less despicable methods you ought to know.

Are you suggesting that if there had been no deaths in Iraq you would be a Christian.

What's up with attacking the anti-pleasure stance of Christianity because it creates neuroses? Every sodding thing it condemns is good fun isn't it? The Gregorian chants are grounded in abject misery. The solemnity is oppressive.

You don't give a **** about the deaths.

If you want to see some pre-Christian exercises in deaths try reading Gibbon and then explain how we got to here without Christianity. And we are here and they were there. And it wasn't like a makeover in a ladies beauty salon.

The Jihadists must take great comfort to see the religion of the West mocked and ridiculed and undermined. They have a Bible too.

I wonder what a world of atheists would fight about. Oil I suppose. Same as GWB; as you said.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:47 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
Romeo Fabulini wrote:

Quote:
RexRed said: genocide, subservience of women, slavery etc...
Romeo replied: What book you reading mate? Jesus never said to do stuff like that!
Frank Apisa said: The god he worshiped did!

Sure, the Old T God had to slap ancient primitive peoples around if they asked for it, but later he sent Jesus to say "don't do stuff like that no more"..Smile


The god Jesus worshiped did what Rex attributed to it.

The god Jesus worshiped...did espouse genocide, subservience of women, slavery etc.

Your comment that Jesus never did is absurd...considering Jesus worshiped a god who did.

Wake up.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:48 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
Romeo Fabulini wrote:

Quote:
RexRed said: genocide, subservience of women, slavery etc...
Romeo replied: What book you reading mate? Jesus never said to do stuff like that!
Frank Apisa said: The god he worshiped did!

Sure, the Old T God had to slap ancient primitive peoples around if they asked for it, but later he sent Jesus to say "don't do stuff like that no more"..Smile


Do you mind citing that passage!
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 01:57 pm
@Quehoniaomath,
It might make perfect sense for all I know, Q, but it is a bit cliched don't you think. If you cancel out "self-replicating" to " dinosaurs" and replace by " hundreds of thousands sprinkled on your ice-cream cornets", it would make the point more forcefully. imo at least.

How can dinosaurs be a big deal? Anymore than a mite.

Nobody cares about dinosaurs except a few silly buggers who have a penchant for poring over mouldering old bones. Although I have heard that some of them are plastic bones.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:01 pm
@Quehoniaomath,
So when you recite it to a company, Q, try my version and feel free to add a few embellishments. The frilly borders of lingerie for example but watch out for feminists with that one.
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:04 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Frank Apisa wrote:
]Do you mind citing that passage!
Romeo likes to paraphrase. It's OK, though, he has special understanding. . . .
Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:07 pm
@spendius,
Quote:
The Jihadists must take great comfort to see the religion of the West mocked and ridiculed and undermined. They have a Bible too.


It is the same shite. It is about a a man who lived long ago and there is that book....bla bla bla..

It is all , albeit disguised, sun and saturn worship at the end.
All they are for control of the people.

It is here to disguise that we are very powerfull infinite consciousness.

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Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:08 pm
It is all so very fake, fake fake and fake!

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/antireligion-conference-jesus-307394.jpeg
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Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:09 pm
http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/atheism-agnosticism/67948d1283983175-atheist-forum-joke-thread-444.jpg
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Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:09 pm
http://i41.tinypic.com/sbihdg.png
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:10 pm
@neologist,
neologist wrote:

Frank Apisa wrote:
]Do you mind citing that passage!
Romeo likes to paraphrase. It's OK, though, he has special understanding. . . .


He is enterprising and resourceful, Neo. Just wanted to see what he could come up with.
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MWal
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:17 pm
God exist in our natural imagination.
Quehoniaomath
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 02:21 pm
@MWal,
Quote:
God exist in our natural imagination.


??
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 03:16 pm
@MWal,
Quote:
God exist in our natural imagination.


I'm inclined to agree.

Quote:
You have many contacts out among the lumberjacks
To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination


Bob Dylan. Ballad Of A Thin Man.

Facts do inhibit imagination.
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Thu 3 Jul, 2014 04:14 pm
Quote:
Frank Apisa said: The god Jesus worshiped...did espouse genocide, subservience of women, slavery etc.
Your comment that Jesus never did is absurd...considering Jesus worshiped a god who did. Wake up.
Romeo said: Sure, the Old T God had to slap ancient primitive peoples around if they asked for it, but later he sent Jesus to say "don't do stuff like that no more"..
Frank Apisa asked: Do you mind citing that passage!

Sure mate, this is the card Jesus played to trump everything else..Smile-

"Love one another, feed the hungry, house the homeless, clothe the destitute, tend the sick, visit the prisoners, look after the poor"- Jesus of Nazareth (Mark 12:30, John 13:34, Matt 25: 37-40)
Right Kid?

"Right"
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/Cinc-kid2_zps08e238f6.jpg~original
 

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