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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 03:18 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who isn't very slim
The potato chips and chocolate
Doesn't keep him very trim
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sarius
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 03:46 pm
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He's really not that small
He can't resist the carbo still
And turned into a ball

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He's gonna need a diet
From eating all that sinful food
And now he's gone all quiet.........
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 03:53 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
It logs into A2K
Someone has to keep us fresh
While Slappy is away
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 07:47 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who wears a skirt of kelp
He stops his dancing long enough
To reach in, and dislodge a whelk.
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Vivien
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 02:23 am

Daddy has a harbour seal
its coat is sleek and shiny
and when he goes on holiday
he likes his water briny

not very good but I though bookmark was a copout!
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 04:24 am
(They can't all be gems. I've got hundreds of poor verses.)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:06 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
With poverty stricken verses
It tries to give them work to do
But they just give back curses.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 09:27 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
it has no use for critics
Their reviews are disrespectful
and the comments all acidic


Daddy has a Harbor Seal
who won the juried prize
A very sweet rebutal
to those critics he dispised.
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sarius
 
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Reply Thu 15 Apr, 2004 11:39 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's gone to find a field
of lovely golden daffodils
with pancakes on a hill

Daddy has a harbor seal
he wants a prophylactic
he strokes his whiskers up and down
sometimes his automatic...
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 16 Apr, 2004 12:21 am
Daddy has a harbour seal
It had a little pup
Daddy's had enough of them
He's going to give it up
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2004 12:22 pm
Hey, Seal, I just found this thread. Cool idea. I'm curious to know if you've made any progress in the "getting this stuff published" arena.
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sarius
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2004 12:41 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
he's lost one of his pups
feeling a little nemo-like
he's off to find his Gup.

Daddy has a harbor seal
He searched most franctically
and even bumped into a yeti
who was really elvis presley

Daddy has a harbor seal
He's finally found his Gup
sitting in some big old castle
sipping chocolate from a cup
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Sat 17 Apr, 2004 06:32 pm
Daddy had a Harbor Seal,
it made up poems to post.
And while waiting for responses
dinned on jam and buttered tost.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 01:45 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It rhymes and rhymes and rhymes
It always dictates smooth sweet verse
In syncopated time
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 04:42 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
ta da ta da ta daaaa

somethin somethin somethin some

Ta da and rhymes with da

(This is for the formulaic pointillists among us)
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 05:42 am
You got a problem, Farmerman
Your point's exactly what?
Anyone who cannot do this is
Deserving to be shot

(with no disrespect.... Smile )
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 05:49 am
The pointillists tried desprately
to make art an algorithm
I merely used thheir formula
and applied it here to this'n


I know my refrence was obscure
and my point was not well crafted
I shall now go eat some wafflesn jam
lest my efforts get further shafted
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sarius
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 05:50 am
daddy has a harbor seal
how subtle he can be
now i know my abc
but then again, i'm no farmer.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 06:22 am
Daddy had a harbor seal
who on the water floats
he died while trying to put it in
several passing boats
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Sun 18 Apr, 2004 11:02 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
who went to visit Gus
I doubt that daddy's happy
for the seal has learned to cuss
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