nah, just tired. been really busy
Bunny has an owlish friend,
To see him makes her dizzy.
She's glad that he's not feeling bad,
But only very busy.
Damned doggerel!
Daddy has a harbour seal,
As cute as any bunny.
But - when you try to cuddle him
His breath smells very funny.
Daddy has a harbour seal
Found him lost on the briny
Now he's pampered day and night
His coat's all slick and shiny
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who writes all day in doggerel
His rhyming's tilted all the while
He's drunk on rancid mackerel
This reminds me of Lazarus Long's Paunshot (Pawnshop) song, from Time Enough for Love. Curious. . .was that any inspiration for you? I mean, I realize why/how you started it.
Daddy has a harbor seal
that's harbor, without a U
that means it isn't British,
Irish, or Australian, too
Well said, jespauh.
Turner... certainly have read Time Enough, but can't remember the song... it's been many years.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
You know what's really sad?
Mom can't tell the difference
Between the Seal and Dad.
edgar has a laborador
which he took out of the stir
now under his saddle's a bur
but he loves that mangy cur
Daddy has a harbour seal
rescued from Quebec.
"Eef ah put 'u' in harbor,
I'm Canajun, what da heck?"
daddy has a harbor seal
i love to pet all day
but when i try to kiss his nose
his whiskers are in the way.
Daddy has a harbour seal,
it had come from Madras,
Gus found it pretty useless,
It was all tits no ass !!
Make it stop! Make it stop! Seals have infected my brain.
Daddy has a harbor seal
We do not know his name
If it turns out to be Gus
We'll love him just the same
Daddy has a harbor seal
Whose best friend is a whale
The children love to watch him
Perched upon its tail
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He also has a whale
A walrus and a manatee
(He can't resist a sale!)
Damn, Seal. these are so funny!
When does the book come out?
Joe
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It loves to munch on squid.
Rubbery and inky,
It's disgusting to a kid
Joe Nation wrote:When does the book come out?
Not soon enough!
Working on it. I 've finally gotten a small sample together for submission... this is the year!
Watch this space...
Daddy had a harbour seal,
It came all the way from Delhi,
And whenever it rained cats and dogs,
children took shelter under its belly !
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It's lounging in the tub
Mommy's in the kitchen
Fixing him some grub.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
His nose is far from flat,
Yet Mommy found him yesterday
Balancing the cat!
