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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
pueo
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 11:26 pm
nah, just tired. been really busy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 11:27 pm
Bunny has an owlish friend,
To see him makes her dizzy.
She's glad that he's not feeling bad,
But only very busy.


Damned doggerel!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 11:29 pm
Daddy has a harbour seal,
As cute as any bunny.
But - when you try to cuddle him
His breath smells very funny.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 11:43 pm
Daddy has a harbour seal
Found him lost on the briny
Now he's pampered day and night
His coat's all slick and shiny
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 12:17 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who writes all day in doggerel
His rhyming's tilted all the while
He's drunk on rancid mackerel
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Turner 727
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 12:45 am
This reminds me of Lazarus Long's Paunshot (Pawnshop) song, from Time Enough for Love. Curious. . .was that any inspiration for you? I mean, I realize why/how you started it.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 05:26 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
that's harbor, without a U
that means it isn't British,
Irish, or Australian, too
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 05:44 am
Well said, jespauh.

Turner... certainly have read Time Enough, but can't remember the song... it's been many years.

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
You know what's really sad?
Mom can't tell the difference
Between the Seal and Dad.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 05:55 am
edgar has a laborador
which he took out of the stir
now under his saddle's a bur
but he loves that mangy cur
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 06:08 am
Daddy has a harbour seal
rescued from Quebec.
"Eef ah put 'u' in harbor,
I'm Canajun, what da heck?"
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 06:18 am
daddy has a harbor seal
i love to pet all day
but when i try to kiss his nose
his whiskers are in the way.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 06:19 am
Oh my!
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 06:32 am
Daddy has a harbour seal,
it had come from Madras,
Gus found it pretty useless,
It was all tits no ass !!
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 07:36 am
Make it stop! Make it stop! Seals have infected my brain.

Daddy has a harbor seal
We do not know his name
If it turns out to be Gus
We'll love him just the same

Daddy has a harbor seal
Whose best friend is a whale
The children love to watch him
Perched upon its tail
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 08:32 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He also has a whale
A walrus and a manatee
(He can't resist a sale!)
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 08:42 am
Damn, Seal. these are so funny!

When does the book come out?



Joe
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 08:46 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It loves to munch on squid.
Rubbery and inky,
It's disgusting to a kid
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 10:21 am
Joe Nation wrote:
When does the book come out?


Not soon enough!

Working on it. I 've finally gotten a small sample together for submission... this is the year!

Watch this space...
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 10:24 am
Daddy had a harbour seal,
It came all the way from Delhi,
And whenever it rained cats and dogs,
children took shelter under its belly !
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kirsten
 
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Reply Fri 26 Mar, 2004 10:40 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It's lounging in the tub
Mommy's in the kitchen
Fixing him some grub.

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
His nose is far from flat,
Yet Mommy found him yesterday
Balancing the cat!
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