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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 12:11 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He wears a great big button
At the center of his chest
Under it dere ain't nuttin'
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 03:28 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's now a stinkin' Commie
which disappoints the family
except for pinko Mommy
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 05:17 pm
@jespah,
Daddy has a harbor seal
its got neither hands nor feet
Its flippers wont work texting
and cant even write a tweet.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 07:06 pm
@farmerman,
Daddy has a harbour seal
Figs give it indigestion
Dates as well, and and in addition
Milk causes bad congestion
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 08:05 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
a celebrity on Twitter
because it's doing crafting now
and artistry in glitter
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George
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 08:15 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal.
Mommy has an otter
Sonny has a green-winged teal.
They ain't got no dotter.
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 08:35 pm
@George,
Daddy has a harbour seal
Who deals with bouts of flatus
By telling all who smell and hear
“The tunes I make are gratis”
ascribbler
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 08:55 pm
@chai2,
Daddy has a harbour seal
The phoca vitulina
Once it hauls the blubber out
It is in situ leaner
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 11:03 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
His skin looks like rubber
When he swims
He looks like a boat without a rudder
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2017 09:00 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
its 2018 hopes
are for more squid and octopus
and tasty jackalopes
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