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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Nov, 2012 08:28 pm
@edgarblythe,
Daddy has a harbor seal
you'll pardon the interruption
I just saw a spammy sig
and a newbie's "introduction"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 04:47 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Its coat is sleek and shiny
When wet its shorts reveal
The cutest little hinie
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2012 05:42 am
@edgarblythe,
Daddy had a harbor seal
and doesn't want it back
because it's really hit the skids
and sells its bod for crack
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 05:56 am
@jespah,
A harbour seal's what daddy's got
He found it on the shore
It likes its life so much at dad's
It won't go back no more
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 9 Aug, 2013 07:27 pm
@jespah,
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
She's sitting in the window.
She watches squirrels and turtle doves
Dreaming of her trousseau
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 9 Aug, 2013 07:43 pm
@chai2,
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It's a member of a peleton
Some nascar fans went and kicked it's ass
sayin' we don't need Lance Armstrong
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 9 Aug, 2013 08:51 pm
Daddy had a harbor seal
His name was Dirty Frank
His mind was truly clean
But his feet both totally stank
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 10 Aug, 2013 12:43 am
@edgarblythe,

A harbour seal with feet? My word!
I'd rather have a dog, man.
Was it encased in neoprene?
I think he's found a frogman.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Aug, 2013 08:45 am
Daddy's was a cartoon
This variant harbor seal
As such it could have wings
And instead of a bark it sings
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lillyandrew
 
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Reply Fri 16 Aug, 2013 04:46 am
@SealPoet,
Well, I for one would love to see a sample sketch or three.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 16 Aug, 2013 05:13 am
@lillyandrew,
lillyandrew wrote:

Well, I for one would love to see a sample sketch or three.


I believe there is a harbor seal web site. I suggest doing a Google search to look for it.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 22 Sep, 2017 06:48 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It knows the Constitution
Plus Karl Marx and some Mao
it foments revolution
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 22 Sep, 2017 03:34 pm
Now - there's a blast from the past.

Remember SealPoet's Twinkie exercise!>
ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 22 Sep, 2017 03:35 pm
@margo,
yes! it was quite a project finding them in Tranna
margo
 
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Reply Fri 22 Sep, 2017 03:37 pm
@ehBeth,
No possibility at all in Oz. I sent Caramello Koalas!
roger
 
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Reply Fri 22 Sep, 2017 03:40 pm
@margo,
I sent real Twinkies.
margo
 
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Reply Fri 22 Sep, 2017 03:42 pm
@roger,
I'd expect nothing less from you, Roger!

G'day!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 10:34 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
It visits the Black Lagoon
The creature feeds it tea and crumpets
While streaming Claire Delune
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 11:00 am
@edgarblythe,
Daddy has a harbour seal
Who lives in Austin Texas
The hipsters pay it mega bucks
To show its solar plexus
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 30 Dec, 2017 11:41 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's gotten a concussion
so now it's supporting Donald Trump
and that's the end of our discussion
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