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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
margo
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 11:49 pm
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

Oh I see ....
She was inundated with mysterious packages of cakes & sweets from all over the planet.
Ha, I like it! Very Happy

I wonder what she did with the package contents?

I think she said her partner attacked the Caramello Koalas!
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George
 
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Reply Thu 19 May, 2011 06:40 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who likes to play the field.
Who has he kissed? Who has he missed?
Don't ask; my lips are sealed.
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Fri 20 May, 2011 01:53 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
and, whenever he was able
He'd dress it in a sailor suit
and sit it at the table.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 20 May, 2011 07:11 am
Daddy has a harbor seal.
He took it out to dine
On jambalaya and crawfish pie
And disappointing wine.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 20 May, 2011 01:23 pm
@George,
Daddy has a harbor seal
and took it to the deli
where it ate up all the liverwurst
and 14 sfogliatelli
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 20 May, 2011 01:40 pm
@farmerman,
Daddy has a harbor seal
who was sadly disappointed.
Osso ate the sfogliatelle
and Sealy left disjointed.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 20 May, 2011 02:51 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He took with him to Winnipeg.
The seal said "Dearie, this goddam prairie
Ain't no place for a pinniped."
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 09:58 am
Daddy has a harbour seal
It has a large appendage
And first thing every morning
It has very little bendage.
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 03:07 am
@Old Goat,

Daddy has a harbour seal
Because his harbour leaks
He wants to make it watertight
And sell it to the Greeks
Old Goat
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 06:09 am
@McTag,
Daddy had a harbour seal
He sold it to Welsh Greeks
They wrapped him up in vine leaves
And braised him with some leeks.
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 06:13 am
@Old Goat,
Daddy has a harbor seal
it had a little squeak
it ordered spanakopita
and had a little Greek
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 06:21 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
It really was a bounder
He threw the greek dish in the sea
And ate a quarter pounder.
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 06:28 am
@Old Goat,
Daddy has a harbor seal
it takes a little pill
to combat high cholesterol
I hope it's got a will
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 06:36 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
It liked to read Tom Sawyer
But it had no will and wondered
If you were a lady Lawyer.
George
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 07:05 am
Daddy has a harbor seal.
He named it Jabberwocky.
The seal learned tricks with bended sticks
And now he's playing hockey.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 07:57 am
@Old Goat,
Daddy has a harbor seal
twenty years ago I was
a lady lawyer but I dropped it.
Wanna know why? Just because.
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 09:05 am
Daddy had an Aussie seal
It was not a fan of cricket
Every time he played, the ball
would hit his middle wicket

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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 04:12 pm

Daddy has a harbour seal
He feeds it up on grits
But seals eat fish, and so the diet
Gives his seal the shits.
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 04:15 pm
Daddy had a harbour seal
In the sun it turned bright red
I'm not about to help him though
Because I'm off to bed......


zzzzz zzzzzz
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 16 Nov, 2012 05:16 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Its coat is old and rumpled
With a color that's teal
And lapel flower dry and crumpled.
 

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