Daddy has a harbor seal
That's always plagued with gas
Seems like if I come his way
He always lets some pass
Daddy had a harbor seal
whose life was filled with strife
for rather than name him sparky
they called him edgarblythe
Daddy had a harbor seal
who had a lovely tan
he'd bark and paint walruses
his name was farmerman
Daddy had a harbor seal
an empty-headed shrill
he'd bark for hours at nothing
they called him Occom Bill
Daddy has a harbor seal
With thick hair in is finpits.
He says it keeps the chitons off
And scares away the limpets.
Daddy has a harbor seal
His name unknown to us
Is it Paul, Charlie or Tom
Or is his real name Gus?
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who has to sweep the roost off
So the chicks'll lay him scrambled eggs
And the cock's'll doodle, "Gustav."
That was pretty good, pd.
ah, shucks, you're making me blush. or maybe that's the vinyl chair...
Daddy has a harbor seal
He looks extremely queer
Could it be the bottles of beer
That've been stuffed in his... ear?
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's hankering for gus
At night, she fantasizes
while sleeping in her truss
Daddy has a harbor seal
He likes AC/DC
He likes to play it so darn loud
That Poet wants to send him to sea
Daddy has a harbor seal
it loves the springtime weather
it's traded in its downy coat
for one made out of leather
Daddy has a harbour seal
And harbours an ambition
The bloody thing will swim away
While he is out there, fishin
Daddy has a harbor seal
As sleek as any eel
He'll slap you with his fat wet tail
And leave a nasty weal.
Daddy has a harbor seal
It frequents all the bars
Jack Daniels in a shot glass
To go with his cigars
Daddy has a harbor seal
he sadly looks out at the bay
But if he had a girlfriend
He'd be rolling in the hay
Daddy has a harbor seal
With needles full of junk
His brother's out at Rikers
And I hear he's quite the punk.
Daddy has a harbor seal
His thread calls to me in a dream
He urges me to make another rhyme
But nothing too obscene
Daddy had a harbor seal
-- been thinking on it too long
Dreamed I had the rhyme scheme wrong
-- a feat, in doggereal.
