Daddy has a harbor seal
I hereby give my leave
to print my poems in your book
or on the cover sleeve
Onyxelle was the one who asked
Now she says I should publish
I'll take it to MacMillan Books
They print all sorts of rubbish
Daddy has a harbor seal
His humour is so witty
He wants his odes in a book
The great harbor seal ditty.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He keeps it in the frig
So it can keep an open eye
On his darling, dear pet midge.
Daddy has a Harbour seal
I saw the other day:
It's corsetted and called me 'thou:'
It thinks it's Anne Brontë.
Daddy has a harbour seal
he taught it how to play.
Now the seal sits around
to nose his balls all day.
Daddy has a Harbour seal
Who likes to help the poor:--
It doesn't matter whom he kills
Or if he breaks the law.
Daddy has a harbor seal
it moderates this site
the nastiness in Politics
has turned its fur all white
Daddy has a harbor seal
but you'd never know it
It has a nasty birthmark
and it doesn't like to show it
Daddy has a Harbour seal
Who lives in Santa Fé.
They are estranged now: Daddy could
Not let his kid be gay.
Daddy has a Harbour seal
I hope you'd like to know.
He runs around my head all day
And tells me where to go.
Ooohh! I like that one very much drom!
Daddy has a harbour seal
he taught it how to bark.
Now the seal warns his friends
of all incoming sharks.
drom mentions psychosis and then i show up, must be a coincindence.
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who's found himself a mate.
Now when Daddy calls him in
He often turns up late.
Daddy has a harbor seal
It rules his life with rhyme
It always tells him what to do
And delegates his time
dròm_et_rêve wrote:pueo wrote:drom mentions psychosis and then i show up, must be a coincindence.
And an amazing one at that! How are you, pueo?
pretty average drom, pretty average.
Bunny has an owlish friend,
She loves to hear him speak -
But from the last words that he spoke,
It seems he's feeling weak?
!