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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 09:29 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
I hereby give my leave
to print my poems in your book
or on the cover sleeve
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 09:50 am
Onyxelle was the one who asked
Now she says I should publish
I'll take it to MacMillan Books
They print all sorts of rubbish
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 10:01 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
His humour is so witty
He wants his odes in a book
The great harbor seal ditty.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 10:13 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He keeps it in the frig
So it can keep an open eye
On his darling, dear pet midge.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 01:31 pm
Daddy has a Harbour seal
I saw the other day:
It's corsetted and called me 'thou:'
It thinks it's Anne Brontë.

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 01:58 pm
Daddy has a harbour seal
he taught it how to play.
Now the seal sits around
to nose his balls all day.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 02:12 pm
Daddy has a Harbour seal
Who likes to help the poor:--
It doesn't matter whom he kills
Or if he breaks the law.


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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 02:30 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
it moderates this site
the nastiness in Politics
has turned its fur all white
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 02:55 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
but you'd never know it
It has a nasty birthmark
and it doesn't like to show it
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 03:56 pm
Daddy has a Harbour seal
Who lives in Santa Fé.
They are estranged now: Daddy could
Not let his kid be gay.


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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 03:56 pm
Daddy has a Harbour seal
I hope you'd like to know.
He runs around my head all day
And tells me where to go.


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SealPoet
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 04:27 pm
Ooohh! I like that one very much drom!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 04:41 pm
Thanks, SP! I thought that a merging of seals and psychosis just needed to be done Laughing!


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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 04:58 pm
Daddy has a harbour seal
he taught it how to bark.
Now the seal warns his friends
of all incoming sharks.
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 05:15 pm
drom mentions psychosis and then i show up, must be a coincindence.
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kirsten
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 06:24 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who's found himself a mate.
Now when Daddy calls him in
He often turns up late.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 06:31 pm
pueo wrote:
drom mentions psychosis and then i show up, must be a coincindence.


And an amazing one at that! How are you, pueo?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 06:53 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
It rules his life with rhyme
It always tells him what to do
And delegates his time
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 07:27 pm
dròm_et_rêve wrote:
pueo wrote:
drom mentions psychosis and then i show up, must be a coincindence.


And an amazing one at that! How are you, pueo?


pretty average drom, pretty average.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Mar, 2004 11:23 pm
Bunny has an owlish friend,
She loves to hear him speak -
But from the last words that he spoke,
It seems he's feeling weak?
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