Re: What inspired you to write...discuss
lostnsearching wrote:so, what has inspired you into writing?
i personally started last year and i started to write after i was depressed by the extremely negative conditions of the society...oh and i also got inspirational insights from music...
YOU???
I found a magical leprechaun who danced a tiny jig around my testicles and granted me the ability to write.
His name was "Digmitiricidijuhonimu".
I had once met Digmitiricidijuhonimu under a tree, when I was out walking my mouse. It was near a footpath, he was sitting peaceful under a big oak tree. So I came up to him and imeadiatly begun kicking his head in.
Needless to say, he was quite pissed off.
He said to me at the time, "Oi, stop doing that, Or I will make you regret it"
I said "Haha"
So he said "Ok"
Then he threw a rock at my face and knocked me over leaving me semi-conscious at the time. I remember a little green man figure dancing around my balls and chanting all sorts of crazy stuff. I fell asleep when he was just getting worked up.
When I woke up, I had found a note in my hand, it read : "You can now write, you will make no money whatsoever from it, you'll just write stuff which makes little or no sense at all, it will confuse and piss people off, and leave you with no friends at all"
"PS - When you were asleep and knocked out, I pissed in your mouth... hahahahahahahaha"
And that is my story.
I have been friendless and writing ever since.